That's sweet ERJ

 

Ok how about this one. Not much sex but it does have a blonde, so there ya go:

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly international. She has never been on a plane and is very excited. As soon as she boards the plane -a Boeing 747- she starts jumping around in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."

She's totally carried away, even the captain hears all this noise. Annoyed by this interruption of his futile attempts to pick up the FAs, he comes out and shouts "Be silent!"

Pin-drop silence. Everybody's staring at the blonde and the angry four-striper. She stares at him for a moment, concentrates really hard, and then continues shouting: "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

OK... to make up for the lousy joke (I can't post the REALLY good stuff here), here's a link to some errr, fun stories. The author has been an FA for 14 years, and she's seen (ahem!) a few things. Maybe this'll give our frisky SkyGirl and MzKat some creative ideas:
http://www.salon.com/travel/diary/he...ter/index.html

 

Mile High club now there is an endorsement to shoot for!!!

 

Awww pay no attention MzKat, those Brazilians will say anything to catch the attention of a pretty lady. And come on folks, don't let my horrible jokes kill this great thread!

 

HA HA HA I am far from being Brazilian though I do have a few Brazilian students. Oh, and I love the jungle jet

 

LOL gotcha... but I have to confess I'm very impressed by the Embraer journey from "It was built WHERE?" to "We'll order 50 of those fat-cabin 170s and 190s!" OK here's a new awful joke, gotta keep the thread goin':

A mother and young son were flying Aer Lingus. The son, who had been looking out the plane's window, turned to his mother and said "Mom ... If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

Stumped for an answer, the mother suggested to her son that he ask the stewardess. The boy got out of his seat and wandered back to the galley. "Excuse me", the boy said to the FA. "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

"Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
"Yes", he said nodding his head.
She whispered in the boy's ear, "Tell your mother it's because Aer Lingus always pulls out on time."

 

Okay, new to this stuff, can I join in on the fun?? Lazin' round the hotel, bored...FO went to bed, so decided to surf around. This forum is a hoot, but may take me a bit to figure out how to work it all.
I can tell you that in the corporate world, pick-ups are a bit harder if we get stuck over across the field at an FBO...I usually have the men on the plane hitting on me during flight! If they're fat and ugly, of course, a bit of turbulence is quite an effective brush-off! Rarely have to carry in their baggage though, they all have to show me their big stong muscles!
I need to start networking to see where all you big strapping pilots are staying when you're in town. I was in Santa Monica a few weeks ago and stayed at a great hotel, but it seemed like all the hot men were gay there!

 

You think corporate's bad, try cargo. I've totally forgotten how to talk to girls. I'm on a 3 day SFO layover, there's more gays here than Santa Monica, I'm sure.

edited to correct spelling. OK so I can't spell either

 

See i live the best of two world a Pilot and a FireFighter!!!!!!

 

jungle jet?! what's that? sounds fun...