This is going to be a classic!



Make more of this stuff guys!

 

AAaahahahahaaaa... OK, I'm game. Try this one:
The Red Baron Strikes (video, d/l link under the little vidscreen)

 

Love the ATIS!

 

I needed a good laugh.....the ATIS did it!!!

 

"Caution, mobile homes and dead cows on all runways"

 

That's a good one. thanks for posting.

 

"The dog ATIS'D my homework,,,"

 

Haha, that's great Not ATIS, but I found some interesting PIREPs on another website a while ago...

DEN UA /OV DEN245040/TM 1508/FL370/TP DC10/TB MDT/RM MDT MTN WAVE 1ST OFFICER HAD WHITE CAPS IN COFFEE FM ZDV
UA /OV YZP 2056 FL ON GRD /TP B462 /RM "RSC RWY 99 PERCENT BARE AND WET 1 PERCENT GOOSE POOP"
KMHT 291653Z AUTO 34004KT 1/2SM BKN004 OVC009 06/M02 A2999 RMK VISIBILITY GETTING PRETTY ****TY
PRC UA /OV LRU-VGT/ TM1630/ FL220/ TP MU2/ RM PICKED UP A FULL LOAD OF ICE FL220-230 E OF LAS MORE THAN GOD ALLOWS
CDC UUA /OV SLC-CDC/TM 0332/FLUNKN/TP E120/TB CONT MOD OCNL SEV BLO FL260/RM HAD SOME SCREAMERS IN THE BACK
BOI UA /OV BOI090100/TM 0135/FL065/TP P28R/TB NEG/RM PILOT SAID "IT JUSTS LOOKS FUNKY"
CIC UA /OV CIC/TM 1554/FL070/TP C340/SK BASES 070/RM POCKETS OF MIGRATING GEESE ON TOPS OF LAYER NORTHBOUND
SAN UA /OV MZB330010/TM 2215/FL030/TP UKN/RM BLIMP W/ METAL CAGE FLOATING NW OVR SAN (ESCAPED SEAWORLD)
HND UA /OV HND 225016/TM 1630/FL025/TP UNKN/WV 20020G32/RM OG 0L7 PERSON REPORTS "HAWK FLYING BACKWARDS"
SMX UA /OV GLJ/TM 1637/FL045/TP P28A/TB NEG/RM "SLICKER THAN SNOT"
UA/OV UNKNOWN/TM UNKN/FL UNKN/TP UNKN/RM "WORST DAY IN 40 YEARS OF FLYING"
UA/OV DVL/TM UNKN/FL DURD/TP P28A/RM KITES BEING FLOWN ON LAKE 2 NM SW OF AIRPORT TO 100-200 FT AGL