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Originally Posted by TBucket
(Post 1227458)
I love these. My favorite is when they nudge you, point up front, and say "Hey, shouldn't you be sitting up there?"
...Nah, I just dress up like this to pick up chicks....:rolleyes: (I didn't say that, I think I said something to the effect of "I think I've already got that checked off...") |
Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
(Post 1227462)
I had one where I was deadheading in the back in uniform. I had fallen asleep for a bit, and upon me waking up, the lady sitting next to me looks over and says "So, you must want to be a pilot someday?"
...Nah, I just dress up like this to pick up chicks....:rolleyes: (I didn't say that, I think I said something to the effect of "I think I've already got that checked off...") |
Originally Posted by Boomer
(Post 1227139)
One less FA? That's just airline management trying to avoid the great flight attendant shortage. It's just a year away you know...
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Originally Posted by sandlapper223
(Post 1227536)
You should have given her the thousand-yard stare and then declared, "I'm wearing new socks".
This may have been more appropriate! |
Originally Posted by TBucket
(Post 1227458)
I love these. My favorite is when they nudge you, point up front, and say "Hey, shouldn't you be sitting up there?"
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Originally Posted by sandlapper223
(Post 1227536)
You should have given her the thousand-yard stare and then declared, "I'm wearing new socks".
Originally Posted by samballs
(Post 1227574)
I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard at these! I can only hope to someday have occasion to use one of these in such a situation. Thank you gentlemen, well played! |
Originally Posted by pipe
(Post 1225352)
The answer to that question is 757/767. There, wasn't that easy?
PIPE TW |
Waiting for a hotel van and two guys from Delta also waiting. I asked where they're from, and one kind of gives me the hairy eyeball and says "Delta".
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too. TW |
Originally Posted by throttleweenie
(Post 1227702)
Waiting for a hotel van and two guys from Delta also waiting. I asked where they're from, and one kind of gives me the hairy eyeball and says "Delta".
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too. TW |
Originally Posted by captjns
(Post 1227713)
You should have asked him which is the closest galaxy to his planet Delta is located.
He might have met a celebrity from Swamp People! http://img.poptower.com/pic-32085/sw...ople.jpg?d=600 |
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