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trafly 07-16-2012 05:24 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1229667)
Untool of the day:

Taxiing out of ATL last night, I changed radio 2 to guard and selected radio 1 for ground, but didn't change the transmitter from 2...

Me- "Ground Delta xxx D short of G with P...."

Voice- ONNNN GUAAARD!!!

Me- "Doh..." (changes xmitter)

Me- "Ground, blah blah blah"

Same Voice- OOONNNN GUAAARD!!!

(I frantically look down and try to figure out the problem"

Same Voice- "kidding, Delta xxx, Atlanta Ground, taxi runway 8R via taxi G and E, verify you have ATIS P"

Me- (read it back while half way laughing still) "What, you didn't hear that i have P on guard?"




.. that was a good one.

Don't ya love a funny controller? You get a good laugh AND something to think about while you are number 117 for takeoff.

Timbo 07-16-2012 05:46 AM


Originally Posted by galaxy flyer (Post 1230351)
Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

GF

Same with Luanda, just skip it but keep your lights on! :eek:

dalad 07-16-2012 06:16 AM


Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1230558)
Same with Luanda, just skip it but keep your lights on! :eek:

Hah, I was flying DTW-GRU about a year ago, and the ATL flight couldn't get PAP Center to answer at about 1 or 2 am. So, I whip out my phone and play the classic ring tone using the hand mike. Rring, rring! "Is there a Delta flight calling Port-au- Prince?". We got a good laugh out at the bar the next night with the ATL crew.

stis202 07-16-2012 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by dalad (Post 1230573)
Hah, I was flying DTW-GRU about a year ago, and the ATL flight couldn't get PAP Center to answer at about 1 or 2 am. So, I whip out my phone and play the classic ring tone using the hand mike. Rring, rring! "Is there a Delta flight calling Port-au- Prince?". We got a good laugh out at the bar the next night with the ATL crew.

Your lucky to get/understand PAP at anytime of the day.:p

jacjetlag 07-16-2012 07:45 PM

The guy who always said, "Dandy day." when given a freq. change.

throttleweenie 07-16-2012 08:21 PM


The guy who always said, "Dandy day." when given a freq. change.
I think DANDD is named after that guy.

TW

Seggy 07-17-2012 10:42 AM

nevermind..........

JetA PourHomme 07-17-2012 04:50 PM

Seminole: "Tower, this is Seminole xxxxx, would you like us to ascend to the high performance pattern altitude?"

Tower: "No, stay at current altitude"


So, a non-turboed piston twin is considered high performance now eh?

This is not to mention they were the only one in the pattern at the time whilst doing touch and goes.

galaxy flyer 07-17-2012 06:12 PM

Timbo

Right about Luanda, but no worries about the lights at FL 450 :rolleyes:

GF

Dougdrvr 07-18-2012 06:19 AM


Originally Posted by throttleweenie (Post 1230936)
I think DANDD is named after that guy.

TW

"Have a DANDY DAY"

What a great guy, hope he's enjoying retirement!


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