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nwaf16dude

05-03-2012 05:36 PM

Bluetooth earpiece = douche. Talking loudly through said earpiece while taking a dump in a public restroom...I'm not sure I have words to describe that level of douchebaggery.

freezingflyboy

05-03-2012 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pilotguy143 (Post 1180339)

2) On another delta flight home, after doing a wind sprint to catch the flight home, I listed for the Jumpseat, but ended up getting a seat in the back at the last second due to pax misconnects. I go down and introduce myself to the captain and crew because I'm technically still listed as a jumpseater. The captain seemed a little quiet, but I didn't think much of it. After sitting down in my middle seat, the captain does his usual PA (welcome aboard yadda yadda yadda) then he proceeds to tell everyone that they are lucky because there is a Comair FO in back who can answer any flying related questions they might have......

Bahahaha...I do this with/to deadheaders, especially if I know them. They're on the clock, right? Might as well let pax get all the dumb questions out with them before they start bugging me! Now a jumpseater? He/she is on their own time so I try not to invite harassment. Guess I'll take my sign...:D

scambo1

05-03-2012 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nwaf16dude (Post 1181449)

Bluetooth earpiece = douche. Talking loudly through said earpiece while taking a dump in a public restroom...I'm not sure I have words to describe that level of douchebaggery.

that's either douchebagataceousness or douchebaggataciosity:D

Sink r8

05-03-2012 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nwaf16dude (Post 1181449)

Bluetooth earpiece = douche. Talking loudly through said earpiece while taking a dump in a public restroom...I'm not sure I have words to describe that level of douchebaggery.

Knowing what sort of device people have on their ear while taking a dump could consider awkward, but I'll assume you saw him going to the stall, as an APC courtesy ;)

More Bacon

05-03-2012 05:47 PM

shoulda yelled something like "This is the bathroom. He's on the ****ter while he's talking to you!"

nwaf16dude

05-03-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sink r8 (Post 1181460)

Knowing what sort of device people have on their ear while taking a dump could consider awkward, but I'll assume you saw him going to the stall, as an APC courtesy ;)

Thank you, and you are correct:).

nwaf16dude

05-03-2012 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by More Bacon (Post 1181461)

shoulda yelled something like "This is the bathroom. He's on the ****ter while he's talking to you!"

no, I just made it a point to flush several times in the next stall over:eek:

FmrFreightDog

05-03-2012 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by freezingflyboy (Post 1181457)

If I knew you and you did that to me while I was deadheading, I'd take the first opportunity to explain to tell my seatmate "Don't worry. Just because your captain likes little boys, it doesn't make him any less of a pilot.".

N9373M

05-03-2012 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nwaf16dude (Post 1181468)

no, I just made it a point to flush several times in the next stall over:eek:

And pray the cabbage and bean burrito loudly wafts. Caller has do "deal" with it, callee has to hear it.

Elliot

05-03-2012 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nwaf16dude (Post 1181468)

no, I just made it a point to flush several times in the next stall over:eek:

A "courtesy flush" is never a bad thing! :D

TOTD award goes to those in a public restroom that don't know what "courtesy flushes" are! :eek:

GJ