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EMBFlyer 05-03-2012 02:14 PM

I nominate all the Elite, Special, Precious Metal, Walk on Special Carpet flyers that have to line up in front of the door 30 minutes before the inbound flight even blocks in. I do enjoy watching them try to balance Starbucks, their $9 bottled water (that they HAVE to have) and the open laptop (so they can look important) while trying to take a call with the bluetooth in their ear. We get it. You're special and in First Class. NOW SIT DOWN!

Vandal 05-03-2012 02:19 PM

Off topic, but Mooney, where does "Comair what is yo flagship?? Comair I did not copy yo flagship??" come from? It makes me laugh every time for some reason when I picture one of our non-crew employees saying it down in Memphis...

Slats 05-03-2012 02:20 PM

I farted in the flightdeck and asked the captain for a wind check. His response "it's a little chitty" :D

mooney 05-03-2012 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by Vandal (Post 1181325)
Off topic, but Mooney, where does "Comair what is yo flagship?? Comair I did not copy yo flagship??" come from? It makes me laugh every time for some reason when I picture one of our non-crew employees saying it down in Memphis...

PM sent :)

buzzpat 05-03-2012 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by mooney (Post 1181266)
the guy all over the news who got a nasty-gram from the FAA for filming the flock of birds hitting the plane on departure out of LAX and whining that he has flown 3 million miles and wasn't breaking any laws. If iPads were dangerous 10,000 planes would have crashed during the course of my interview....

I saw him on the Cavuto Show today. Definitely the TOTD! Whiney *****.

LNL76 05-03-2012 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by EMBFlyer (Post 1181323)
I nominate all the Elite, Special, Precious Metal, Walk on Special Carpet flyers that have to line up in front of the door 30 minutes before the inbound flight even blocks in. I do enjoy watching them try to balance Starbucks, their $9 bottled water (that they HAVE to have) and the open laptop (so they can look important) while trying to take a call with the bluetooth in their ear. We get it. You're special and in First Class. NOW SIT DOWN!

....aaaaaand SHUT UP! Believe it or not, you are NOT special enough for you to treat airline employees like crap AND yes, you too need to follow the instructions given in the safety demo. :rolleyes:

More Bacon 05-03-2012 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by EMBFlyer (Post 1181323)
I nominate all the Elite, Special, Precious Metal, Walk on Special Carpet flyers that have to line up in front of the door 30 minutes before the inbound flight even blocks in. I do enjoy watching them try to balance Starbucks, their $9 bottled water (that they HAVE to have) and the open laptop (so they can look important) while trying to take a call with the bluetooth in their ear. We get it. You're special and in First Class. NOW SIT DOWN!

Dude, gotta ask: what are they doing that affects you? why do you care if they line up 30, 60, 90 minutes early?

I'm happy to put up with minor silliness to foster some very valuable customer loyalty...which is what makes our world go 'round.

those HVCs pay for your kid's braces, your ex-wife's breast augmentation, your girlfriend's Lotrimin, and your mail-order knockoff viagra.

Richard Anderson: I hope you are reading this RJ tool's post. THIS is why you want nothing to do with outsourcing.

80ktsClamp 05-03-2012 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by More Bacon (Post 1181383)
Dude, gotta ask: what are they doing that affects you? why do you care if they line up 30, 60, 90 minutes early?

I'm happy to put up with minor silliness to foster some very valuable customer loyalty...which is what makes our world go 'round.

those HVCs pay for your kid's braces, your ex-wife's breast augmentation, your girlfriend's Lotrimin, and your mail-order knockoff viagra.

Maybe you should think about who, exactly, is funding your life.

Richard Anderson: I hope you are reading this RJ tool's post. THIS is why you want nothing to do with outsourcing.

I never thought I'd say this, but spot on, Bacon!

Sink r8 05-03-2012 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by trlaketige (Post 1180844)
Not flaming. Not hunting. Just connecting dots. Did ya get a trip?

Still at it, I see. Connecting dots about posters' identities = TOOL.

Mods?

Sink r8 05-03-2012 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1181386)
I never thought I'd say this, but spot on, Bacon!

Agreed... Who knew?


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