At least he didn't say his future was so bright...

Ha ha, yes, but this happened long before that song came along. I do like that song though. :cool::cool::D

Oh, I forgot the best part, he was wearing tight pants and his shirt was unbuttoned to reveal his hairy chest, and a big gold chain.

Too bad the term -Tool- had not been invented yet, because this guy was a TOD no doubt.

But you DID score right? Nut'n wron with going ugly early! :p

Hey, big girls need love'n too!

And you know they swallow...:D

Aargh! Now I have a visual of a fat girl swallowing.

You can fix that you know, just turn the lights off, then they all look like...

Selma Hyack! :o

Que?

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/ima...StuGallery.png

Except for the white suit and platform shoes, yeah, That Guy!

I was enjoying listening to something good on 21.5 till some tool finally said your on guard this afternoon somewhere in the PA/NY/OH area. He said it to the guy who was trying to figure out his gate for 5min, while someone led him on saying 16 is open, um ok we are on our way, um ops its not open, oh your going to 14, no 14 is not open either ground needs to know what we are doing, um 14 is about to push see if you can wait near the gate, um how long because they want us in the box.....Dude your on guard!, oh you jackass....

Way to ruin my inflight entertainment, I was enjoying listening to those two.

What if the captain owns up and says, "I'm am NOT laid back, I do everything standard"

I pretty much say this. Am I tool?

Did I self nominate?