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Originally Posted by MrBigAir (Post 1236515)

What if the captain owns up and says, "I'm am NOT laid back, I do everything standard"

I pretty much say this. Am I tool?

Did I self nominate?

Is that more or less tool than the opposite "I'm laid back and I don't really do anything... and the stuff I do, I kinda just do it however I want"?

Cause you get people that pretty much outright say that too.

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Originally Posted by lolwut (Post 1236527)

Those are far far worse than the "I'm standard" tools.

Managed to find a picture of a lot of the worst offenders mentioned in this thread.

http://www.milcompass.com/toolbox/4_top_openbg.jpg

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Originally Posted by lolwut (Post 1236544)

Managed to find a picture of a lot of the worst offenders mentioned in this thread.

http://www.milcompass.com/toolbox/4_top_openbg.jpg

I GET IT! I GET IT!!

Those are tools, AMIRITE?

The tool is the guy that has so few sockets but still buys a roll drawer toolbox to keep them in. And puts a voltmeter in with them.

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Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1236566)

The tool is the guy that has so few sockets but still buys a roll drawer toolbox to keep them in. And puts a voltmeter in with them.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/24074984.jpg

TOTD is the CA who for the whole trip made every statement and decision with the "I" tense, not the "we" when it was the both his and the FO's (my) leg... terrible CRM. I may as well have just been along for the ride back in row 12. There was no discussion, no evaluation as a crew. Just the "I" am going to to do this or that, and even failed to even vocalize it several times. Then, when the oddball scenarios came about with this last SNAFU on the east coast, it was a guessing game... the ol' 'show and don't tell' routine. Been a while since I had one of these guys. Your ship man, have at it! Tool.

Here is a suggestion for those that think there is something worse than 'tool'....toolshed.

Urban Dictionary: toolshed
2 and 3 seem to describe it best.

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Originally Posted by Readback (Post 1235964)

I would submit that the captains who give you "the old eye roll for saying fife/tree/niner" are demonstrating their ignorance and are, in fact, the tools!;)

I was just using that to illustrate an example. I've never encountered that "the old old eye roll" for the way I say the numbers 3-5-9, but I have seen it with other things such as when to flip on the beacon.
I've gotten barked at for turning it on early, then looked at crazily for not turning it on early enough, so know I just try to gauge the other guy and guesstimate it.

Lately I've been just flat out asking what they like me to do with the beacon. On rare occasion, I'll fly with a guy who won't block out until every door is shut and each ground personnel is in position even if it's one minute late. Personally, I think that's particularly toolish, unless the ground personnel is being particularly unprepared, lazy, and obnoxious that day. If however it all "business as usual" and they are doing everything they can to turn the aircraft on time, then I think the captain is just being a tool.