Just flew with a captain who told me "if my landings suck, you get to stand at the door and say goodbye." I looked at him and laughed. He said, "no, really, you get to stand in the door."

"Nope. I'll gladly stand in the door whether or not my landings suck." I may be a little slower to jump up but I've got it.

Can't wait to fly with him again.

This speaks for itself.
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Funny how you put this post in the "tool" of the day thread. I see what you did there;)

Yes, I did once. He was an ex-military pilot.

No, he was a TOOL!

I fly with ex-military pilots all the time, I'm one myself, none of them wear nomex gloves at their airline job...:rolleyes:

Heck, most of the heavy drivers never wore them while flying in the military!

In my first 4.5 years at DL, i flew with 4 guys that weren't ex-military. Not a single kneeboard among them.

Might want to revise how you're defining him. :)

As Timbo stated, that is truly TOTD worthy!

FYI Drank this thread isn't a competition to see who can be the biggest tool.

But if it were, you sure be in the running. ;)

I was ready to taze myself by end of it. :rolleyes:

The one guy that had the kneeboard was ex-military. The others who wore the gloves were civilian, not military. Still...tools in all.