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PermaFo 07-26-2012 09:33 AM



Originally Posted by Dashdog (Post 1235630)
What about the poor schmuck in the room on the other side (or above and below you for that matter)?

1. Place alarm clock against offender's wall.

2. Build bomb stack with pillows.

3. Front Toward Enemy

PIPE
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Boomer 07-26-2012 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by Rock752000 (Post 1234667)
It's called a moving WALKWAY for a reason... you're supposed to walk on it, everyone gets to point B quicker... not clog up the flow of traffic while takin' a breather. Tools. :mad:


Originally Posted by pause (Post 1234761)
+1
Finally someone said it

Someone finally said it 107 pages ago...


Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 1180835)
Passengers (and sometimes drew) who take up the entire width of escalator or walkway and don't move over no matter how many people are lined up behind him/her.

People who stop and/or stand in the middle of concourses


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1180866)
+1

Those are for moving people long distances (like 747 wingspan distances)when they're in a hurry. If they installed them for people to stop and rest, there would be chairs on them. Like the cripple carts.

Stopping on a moving walkway for 30 seconds will cost your journey the same amount of time as stopping in the middle of the hallway for 30 seconds; difference being that people can go around you if you stop in the middle of the hallway.

Please read all 2000 posts before repeating something for the first time. :D

Boomer 07-26-2012 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by PermaFo (Post 1235642)
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Front Toward Enemy... Awesome. :D

throttleweenie 07-26-2012 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by 4runner (Post 1235461)
You've obviously never flown around the third world or non-radar in places where radios, english and tap water are all suspect. Enjoy the Sioux Falls overnight.

I wouldn't call it obvious, just obvious that we're referring to flying within the US.

My company pulled out of FSD a while ago, but I enjoyed them when we had 'em. Beat the crap out of BKK!

TW

Boomer 07-26-2012 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by frmrdashtrash (Post 1235021)
My favorite loud neighbor was at the Radisson in downtown SLC though. Adjoining rooms with a pair of girls from a teenage church group. Through the closed door I heard some little dude doing his best with daddy's little girl. He hit the home run, but I don't think she was all that satisfied as he ran the bases pretty fast. A little while later another dude stepped up to the plate and knocked that one out of the park too. An hour or so after batter #2 left, the first kid came back for another try. I saw one of the girls in the hall a little later. I shoulda spend more time on church trips apparently.

So what did they do when you knocked on the connecting door wearing only your hat, tie, and wristwatch?

frmrdashtrash 07-26-2012 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1235793)
So what did they do when you knocked on the connecting door wearing only your hat, tie, and wristwatch?

My company didn't have hats and I ditched the watch years ago.

Giggity.....

meeko031 07-26-2012 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by frmrdashtrash (Post 1235014)
Ever watch someone walk onto one that isn't moving? Ever been that person? :o





"my hover round takes me where i want to go"


hoserpilot 07-26-2012 08:25 PM

The guy at the gym today who drained the main vain, didn't wash and then went and grunted a few more reps out on the bench.

Tool.

bcrosier 07-26-2012 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by 4runner (Post 1235461)
You've obviously never flown around the third world or non-radar in places where radios, english and tap water are all suspect. Enjoy the Sioux Falls overnight.

+1. Thank you, you beat me to it! Apparently the Brits, Aussies, and French aren't the only ones that think the repository of aviation knowledge is encompassed by their experience.

mmaviator 07-26-2012 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by hoserpilot (Post 1235904)
The guy at the gym today who drained the main vain, didn't wash and then went and grunted a few more reps out on the bench.

Tool.


Saw the same exact thing a few weeks ago but this massive dude was like "WFT are you doing...going wash you hands." The tool's commonsense kicked in and he washed his hands.


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