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Hello. What's that? Oh sorry, just started drinking a beer. Yes, I know it's 10am...don't judge, it's 5 o'clock somewhere! If you have some Buffet on in the background, it really sells it!

edit: nominate myself for TOTD. If I would have kept reading I would have seen others have already suggested this.

I must have missed the requirement when you sign up to be a pilot.

I have no problem with females. I have no problem with Flight Attendants. It's a job I have tremendous respect for that I could never do.

I do however have a problem with someone on a pilot board (who isn't a pilot) that is clearly here just to troll. This statement does NOT apply to other FA's or DX's that are here in a contributory manner.

I think you have NO idea what the term "troll" means. Again, PLEASE put me on your ignore list. You've been told this NUMEROUS times by a mod.

P.S. - Don't think I forgot your mean-spirited post advising me to "go play in traffic" and other insults deleted by mods/admins several weeks ago.

What, hit a nerve there or something?

Never mind....

The ignore function is a two-way street. Or you could just leave.

LNL, I don't think anyone here has a problem with FAs, DXs, or MXs posting here. However, you have to keep in mind your surroundings. I've never talked to you here before, but ive read a lot of your posts. It seems like they tend to be against the grain In a lot of cases. Particularly when it comes to FAs or women. I know for a fact flight attendants make fun of pilots behind our backs in their circles, but I wouldn't go Into the middle of their "territory" so to speak, and start telling them off.

When you come on to a forum meant for people employed as a pilot when you are not a pilot and start criticizing....pilots....you're going to get some unfriendly reactions.

In other words, since I don't agree with you guys on certain issues like the KCM for FAs, I'm "going against the grain?" Interesting. I thought a FORUM is where people were entitled to their opinions---I guess I was wrong and that makes me a "troll."

FWIW, I "don't make fun of pilots behind their backs"---I'm not 12 years old. For those too obtuse to see it, I have tremendous respect and admiration for PROFESSIONAL pilots. (In fact, the BF is one.) The immature, cry-baby, embarrassment-to-the-profession ones----not so much. Too bad if that offends anyone. Although I suspect those who are offended by that statement are the same boys who ache to work with HAWT, young FAs.