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TOTD back in 2004 -

I'm in line at McDonalds in CVG Concourse C when the guy behind me strikes up a conversation...

Him: "Will you be the pilot flying me to Kansas City?"

Me: "No sir, I'm flying to Raleigh"

Him: "Raleigh, North Carolina?"

Me: (thinking a moment) "I don't know, sir."

I guess I was the tool for not knowing where the state lines were.

Are you sure it was a man? It was that old lady that worked there with male facial hair more likely!

How do you even find the strength to go on when you are her. I work at McDonalds but at least I have a beard.

DirectTo

08-03-2012 11:04 PM

The hotel cleaner who ignored the "do not disturb" sign IN the card scanner, knocked several times on my wife and I's door, then removed the card and tried to open the door.

Nothing like jumping out of the shower to your wife saying "someone is trying to knock the door down" to start a vacation!

SayAgain

08-04-2012 02:49 AM

The pax in Atlanta who yells at me b/c I got them there 5 minutes EARLY for their 15 minute connection. I really think people step into an airport and all logic goes out the window.

Stetson20

08-04-2012 05:36 AM

The tools who sign off their email messages with

Cheers,

Stetson20

DYNASTY HVY

08-04-2012 08:59 AM

Congratulations are in order......

And the TOTM prize goes to -
Man who gave Nazi salute at a basketball match fined £2,500 | Sport | guardian.co.uk :eek:

Cheers,

Timbo

08-04-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stetson20 (Post 1239988)

The tools who sign off their email messages with

Cheers,

Stetson20

Or how about guys who are bothered by what anyone signs off an email with...:rolleyes:

Rock752000

08-04-2012 09:40 AM

TOTD Nominations: Airport cops zoomin around the terminal on Segways like they're on patrol, but with bike helmets on... Also, the IAD mobile lounge drivers, don't know what it is, they just fit into the ol' tool box too well. All TOOLs. :cool:

Merlyn

08-04-2012 09:43 AM

Anyone who asks me where baggage claim is. I got you to the airport, now you're on your own.

Rock752000

08-04-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlyn (Post 1240068)

Anyone who asks me where baggage claim is. I got you to the airport, now you're on your own.

I usually direct them to read the signs which clearly state "BAGGAGE CLAIM" with an arrow pointing in that general direction. They act as if it was not there 5 seconds ago. Whatever... I'll argue they're not tools persay, just a little confused with all the airport excitement. :rolleyes:

EvilMonkey

08-04-2012 10:28 AM

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Anyone who asks me where baggage claim is. I got you to the airport, now you're on your own.

Standing at the very end of the C concourse in Chicago, some lady asks me that. I point the only direction you can go and say "Right down there." I really wonder how some of these wandering idiots find their way to the airport in the first place.

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