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shoelu 08-03-2012 10:49 AM

People that treat a moving walkway like it is a portal to an evil alternate dimension. They stop, stutter-step and hesitate like they might be instantly incinerated after walking on. It is just a moving walkway folks, walk normally and you'll be fine.

bigscrillywilli 08-03-2012 10:52 AM

The guys in the blue vests in the clt bathrooms.....are they really necessary?

LNL76 08-03-2012 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by bigscrillywilli (Post 1239653)
The guys in the blue vests in the clt bathrooms.....are they really necessary?

Nope. They're in the ladies room as well, and I don't want (or need) some cheery employee greeting me while I'm answering nature's call!!!

crbnftprnt 08-03-2012 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by toomanyrjs (Post 1239230)
I would personally value the opinion of the 777 captain over the opinion of some regional lifer.

You shouldn't. Absurd statement.

Senior Skipper 08-03-2012 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1239646)
Not really a tool of the day, but I got a good chuckle out of this.

Waiting in line at Dunking Donuts for a coffee and after about 5-10 minutes woman in front of me turns around to ask if this was the line for Greensboro while showing me her ticket.

I'd have said yes.

DeadHead 08-03-2012 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by Senior Skipper (Post 1239768)
I'd have said yes.

Part of me wanted to say yes, just so I could see what would happen when she got to the front of the line, but that probably would've made me a tool in some way.

lakehouse 08-03-2012 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by stetson20 (Post 1239513)
well i guess it doesn't have to be aviation specific- and it may have already been posted- but i'm adding one about the everyday tools who drive exactly at the speed limit in the passing lane. Gmafb.

dont ever come to south florida!

Red Forman 08-03-2012 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1239774)
Part of me wanted to say yes, just so I could see what would happen when she got to the front of the line, but that probably would've made me a tool in some way.

Something about being at an airport makes people want to stand in a line, even if it will do them no good or they don't know what it's for.

Boomer 08-03-2012 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1239646)
Waiting in line at Dunking Donuts for a coffee and after about 5-10 minutes woman in front of me turns around to ask if this was the line for Greensboro while showing me her ticket.

TOTD back in 2004 -

I'm in line at McDonalds in CVG Concourse C when the guy behind me strikes up a conversation...

Him: "Will you be the pilot flying me to Kansas City?"

Me: "No sir, I'm flying to Raleigh"

Him: "Raleigh, North Carolina?"

Me: (thinking a moment) "I don't know, sir."

I guess I was the tool for not knowing where the state lines were.

RJtrashPilot 08-03-2012 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1239853)
TOTD back in 2004 -

I'm in line at McDonalds in CVG Concourse C when the guy behind me strikes up a conversation...

Him: "Will you be the pilot flying me to Kansas City?"

Me: "No sir, I'm flying to Raleigh"

Him: "Raleigh, North Carolina?"

Me: (thinking a moment) "I don't know, sir."

I guess I was the tool for not knowing where the state lines were.

Are you sure it was a man? It was that old lady that worked there with male facial hair more likely!


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