If I see that guy at the supermarket, I'm going to get some ham and put it in my cart... QUICK.

TOTD.....actually yesterday. The guy who not only turned the seat belt sign on and off 4 times during a 2 hour flight, BUT had to make a PA as to why he was doing it. Many of the pax (me included) were coming off red-eyes and just wanted to SLEEEEEP.

End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.

Are you spying on me? This is precisely my modus operandi post sequence. Uncanny.

Now THAT is dorky. Wow..

Totd.
 

Knights Cross, Iron Cross 1st and 2nd class, War Merit Cross 1st Class w/ swords (probably Spanish Civil war, but if so, he did not fly combat there) 25 years sevice pin (means he fought in WWI) w/ "frozen meat medal" (Russian front), Luftwaffe Pilot badge and Bomber Pilot combat clasp...probably Stuka tank killer, hence the Knights Cross. Finally a silver wound badge (Purple Heart), least it doesn't apear to be black so he got banged up a few times. Can't read his cuff and too lazy to look it up. Sorry Boomer, he's not a member of of the NSDAP (nazi) just a combat pilot and probably loved pork chops. May I nominate myself as TOOL of the Day? Cheers H

Right there is some scary knowledge, Herman!

GF

I nominate Eli Manning today!

It's only half time, but he's thrown 3 picks for 21 points to Tampa!

Now, I love to watch Eli lose, but my wife LOVES Eli, so, unless he pulls his head out of his arse, and they come back in the second half...well...I'm not getting ANY tonight, maybe all week!

Thanks a lot Eli, you TOOL!

The FO's at my last airline that were "hand selected" to the the 9 as the called it(crj900) and would wear their epilates backwards to easily identify themselves to other "9" pilots!

I wear mine inside out