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Hetman 12-04-2017 05:09 AM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2476982)
Hey look! It’s an old white guy watching the world change and finds it sooo scawee

The difference:

An old bull and a young bull were standing on a hilltop overlooking their herd. The youngster, pawing and snorting, said "Whoa, lookit all them cows! Let's run down there real fast and get us one of them!"

The old bull looked over at him and said "Go ahead, run down there real fast and get you one. I'll walk down there nice and slow and get the rest of them."

It's funny how young people mistake their ignorance for wisdom. Youth is wasted on the young.

MantisToboggan 12-04-2017 05:09 AM


Originally Posted by RhinoPherret (Post 2476561)
Oh LNL76, they just could not help themselves.

They were all caught up in debating hand flying by millennial pilots using the AoA indicator in marginal weather caused by climate change that was reported by Brian Williams and Matt Lauer from their special report; “How we trained military female flight crews during the Vietnam war.”

From the generation that brought you the 2008 financial crisis, fetishization of the military industrial complex, and reinvented the term fiscal irresponsibility, comes this hot take:

Millennials are bad and science is fake


I guess if you can't argue with them, attack them for when they were born

badflaps 12-04-2017 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2477080)
Well, I think we found a new TOTD, eh?

Also, there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with "old, white guys!" :D. :p

Something about the wrinkles coming out........:D

SpeedyVagabond 12-04-2017 08:39 AM

Millenials. . . I was just at a coffee shop doing some AQP homework when a millenial loudly blurted out, "All right, who's the toe tapper?" Evidently his ocd and latch key upbringing and subsequent lack of manners prevents him from silencing his pie hole and understanding and accepting that in public places people can tap their toes. While not aviation related he merits tool of the day consideration.

LNL76 12-04-2017 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 2477239)
Millenials. . . I was just at a coffee shop doing some AQP homework when a millenial loudly blurted out, "All right, who's the toe tapper?" Evidently his ocd and latch key upbringing and subsequent lack of manners prevents him from silencing his pie hole and understanding and accepting that in public places people can tap their toes. While not aviation related he merits tool of the day consideration.

Blame the idiot "parents," who were everything else, BUT PARENTS. They indulged their offspring and taught them the world revolved around them. They thought being friends with their children was the right way to go. It's crystal clear it wasn't and now society is paying for it. UGH.

:mad: :rolleyes:

deadseal 12-04-2017 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2477282)
Blame the idiot "parents," who were everything else, BUT PARENTS. They indulged their offspring and taught them the world revolved around them. They thought being friends with their children was the right way to go. It's crystal clear it wasn't and now society is paying for it. UGH.

:mad: :rolleyes:

Said you and every generation of aging males since the dawn of time. Lay off the Fox News bruh, it’ll rot your brain

MantisToboggan 12-04-2017 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 2477239)
Millenials. . . I was just at a coffee shop doing some AQP homework when a millenial loudly blurted out, "All right, who's the toe tapper?" Evidently his ocd and latch key upbringing and subsequent lack of manners prevents him from silencing his pie hole and understanding and accepting that in public places people can tap their toes. While not aviation related he merits tool of the day consideration.

Ahh, angry that you can't tap your toe wherever you want even if it inconveniences people who prefer studying without annoying repetitive noises. Sounds like you think you're entitled to make whatever noises you wish, regardless of others preferences.


And you couldn't stop tapping even though it annoyed people around you?? Sounds a tad OCD to have to continually repeat the same action, no??

Sounds like you just annoy people around you and are too thick to pick up on societal norms and cues. Blaming your flaws on a whole generation is much easier to face, though.

If you'd look in the mirror, you'd see you posses all the traits you claim all millennials have.

LNL76 12-04-2017 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2477300)
Said you and every generation of aging males since the dawn of time. Lay off the Fox News bruh, it’ll rot your brain

Oh my, bruh.....your post is so entertaining!

(No one clue him in, please)

Turbosina 12-04-2017 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2477320)
Oh my, bruh.....your post is so entertaining!

(No one clue him in, please)

He's got a point. Sure, there are irritating, entitled Millennials. There are also irritating, entitled Boomers, Gen Xers, and so forth.

Ranting about generational differences is utterly pointless. And the generalizations are just silly and largely irrelevant. For every spiky-haired, backpack-wearing, headphone-rocking Millennial regional FO complaining about having to wait a year to upgrade, I'll give you one grotesquely overweight 64 y/o mainline CA complaining about his lack of choice in crew meals and his poverty level wage...to a van driver. Whom he then refuses to tip.

Who's the entitled one?

80ktsClamp 12-04-2017 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by Turbosina (Post 2477340)
He's got a point. Sure, there are irritating, entitled Millennials. There are also irritating, entitled Boomers, Gen Xers, and so forth.

Ranting about generational differences is utterly pointless. And the generalizations are just silly and largely irrelevant. For every spiky-haired, backpack-wearing, headphone-rocking Millennial regional FO complaining about having to wait a year to upgrade, I'll give you one grotesquely overweight 64 y/o mainline CA complaining about his lack of choice in crew meals and his poverty level wage...to a van driver. Whom he then refuses to tip.

Who's the entitled one?


Absolute truth here.

The millineals don't have the market anywhere near cornered when it comes to being snowflakes.

Every generation has its group of individuals who complain about the entitlement/lack of responsibility of the next up and coming generation.

NeverHome 12-04-2017 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2477385)
Absolute truth here.

The millineals don't have the market anywhere near cornered when it comes to being snowflakes.

Every generation has its group of individuals who complain about the entitlement/lack of responsibility of the next up and coming generation.

Amen. Id venture a guess that tis goes back to the dawn of consciousness. Older crowd=dissapionted in next generation.
Next generation upset with said choices of older crowd.

Moral of the story is: nobody will ever be happy with the actions of anyone else. So take responsibility for yourself and your own actions and do the best you can

Turbosina 12-04-2017 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by NeverHome (Post 2477400)
Amen. Id venture a guess that tis goes back to the dawn of consciousness. Older crowd=dissapionted in next generation.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

- Attributed to Socrates (469-399 BCE)


Reminds me of the CA who expected me to stand whenever he entered the flight deck...even when he was coming back from the lav! (I jest, of course.)


Originally Posted by NeverHome (Post 2477400)
Moral of the story is: nobody will ever be happy with the actions of anyone else. So take responsibility for yourself and your own actions and do the best you can

Amen!

SpeedyVagabond 12-04-2017 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by MantisToboggan (Post 2477316)
Ahh, angry that you can't tap your toe wherever you want even if it inconveniences people who prefer studying without annoying repetitive noises. Sounds like you think you're entitled to make whatever noises you wish, regardless of others preferences.


And you couldn't stop tapping even though it annoyed people around you?? Sounds a tad OCD to have to continually repeat the same action, no??

Sounds like you just annoy people around you and are too thick to pick up on societal norms and cues. Blaming your flaws on a whole generation is much easier to face, though.

If you'd look in the mirror, you'd see you posses all the traits you claim all millennials have.

Lighten up, Francis. Evidently your parents raised you poorly. Allow me to instruct you as they should have. First, there is no societal norm regarding toe tapping at coffee shops. Doesn't exist. Second, ocd is a personal problem. It's all your own to deal with. Don't expect others to help you with that. Third, I wasn't the one tapping my toes. You shouldn't assume things. It's telling that the other two people at the table with me and the millenial exchanged glances and half smiles at his angry outburst. Finally, no angry outbursts. How about saying, "excuse me, but I'm suffering from ocd and have no self control so I can't choose to not let a little quiet toe tapping not bother me and I will instead please ask you change your behavior to be in line with what I find acceptable." Even if ridiculous and selfish beyond belief, requests of others are always met with more success when politely delivered.

SpeedyVagabond 12-04-2017 02:39 PM

I forgot to mention that if noise, rythmic or otherwise, bothers you then a coffee shop is a bad place to study. Thus endeth the lesson.

deadseal 12-04-2017 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2477282)
Blame the idiot "parents," who were everything else, BUT PARENTS. They indulged their offspring and taught them the world revolved around them. They thought being friends with their children was the right way to go. It's crystal clear it wasn't and now society is paying for it. UGH.

:mad: :rolleyes:

Yikes! Dad of the year here.

Left Handed 12-04-2017 03:23 PM

“I’m sorry sir, I am unable to stop my toetapping. I have obsessive compulsive disorder. It’s on the official list of ADA disabilities.. Why are you trying to discriminate against me because of a medical condition.”

Also I don’t think LNL could ever be dad of the year. No fence LNL. 😄

LNL76 12-04-2017 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2477474)
Yikes! Dad of the year here.

For sure! ;)

(this just gets funnier and funnier!)

dustrpilot 12-04-2017 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2477474)
Yikes! Dad of the year here.



I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

SpeedyVagabond 12-04-2017 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by dustrpilot (Post 2477487)
I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I thought "he" was a "she" but hey babe, maybe she went for a walk on the wild side.:)

deadseal 12-04-2017 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by dustrpilot (Post 2477487)
I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hmm, though maybe valid, doesn’t change the premise in any way shape or form, but hey, if that’s your life raft, then have at it

igneous 12-04-2017 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2477300)
Said you and every generation of aging males since the dawn of time. Lay off the Fox News bruh, it’ll rot your brain

Yup. It's the same with every new generation.
This generation has tons of problems, just like every other one. Watching hours of news coverage about how all these "liberal colleges" are an epidemic on our society is pointless.

badflaps 12-05-2017 12:15 AM


Originally Posted by igneous (Post 2477652)
Yup. It's the same with every new generation.
This generation has tons of problems, just like every other one. Watching hours of news coverage about how all these "liberal colleges" are an epidemic on our society is pointless.

I'm the victim of an elder attack, retreating now...... to a safe space.

Dolphinflyer 12-05-2017 04:42 AM

"Tool Thread 9987, we show you off course, turn left heading 230 direct TUUL then as filed"

tomgoodman 12-05-2017 06:07 AM


Originally Posted by badflaps (Post 2477679)
I'm the victim of an elder attack, retreating now...... to a safe space.

The trick is to hold on until you outlive all of the elders. ;)

Slaphappy 12-05-2017 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2476982)
Hey look! It’s an old white guy watching the world change and finds it sooo scawee

You sound triggered.

Slaphappy 12-05-2017 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 2477239)
Millenials. . . I was just at a coffee shop doing some AQP homework when a millenial loudly blurted out, "All right, who's the toe tapper?" Evidently his ocd and latch key upbringing and subsequent lack of manners prevents him from silencing his pie hole and understanding and accepting that in public places people can tap their toes. While not aviation related he merits tool of the day consideration.

Tapping your toes in public is rude it's not different than public whistler's. He was being nice I would have been more in your face..

SpeedyVagabond 12-05-2017 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by Slaphappy (Post 2477853)
Tapping your toes in public is rude it's not different than public whistler's. He was being nice I would have been more in your face..

So you're aggressive and dumb. Thanks for letting us all know.

tomgoodman 12-05-2017 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Slaphappy (Post 2477853)
Tapping your toes in public is rude...

...unless you are very VERY good!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=odxIZpFn-Pg

maxjet 12-05-2017 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Slaphappy (Post 2477853)
Tapping your toes in public is rude it's not different than public whistler's. He was being nice I would have been more in your face..


That would be right before Vagabond slapped you and sent you home to your momma :-)

blastoff 12-05-2017 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by maxjet (Post 2477987)
That would be right before Vagabond slapped you and sent you home to your momma :-)

"thevagabond" is not "Vagabond."

DickBurns 12-05-2017 06:30 PM

Are you sure this wasn't in a MSP bathroom?

labbats 12-05-2017 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by DickBurns (Post 2478236)
Are you sure this wasn't in a MSP bathroom?

Sadly I’m old enough to get that reference.

Poor guy had a wide stance is all! Haha

RhinoPherret 12-06-2017 03:08 AM


Originally Posted by DickBurns (Post 2478236)
Are you sure this wasn't in a MSP bathroom?

I remember the MSP toe tapper also. :eek:

Now I better understand the over the top responses by some folks here regarding toe tapping. Must have struck an involuntary nerve. :D

FML666 12-07-2017 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Slaphappy (Post 2477853)
Tapping your toes in public is rude it's not different than public whistler's. He was being nice I would have been more in your face..

Ooh look...

freezingflyboy 12-07-2017 12:47 PM

https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...nials-lolz.jpg

450knotOffice 12-07-2017 09:47 PM

LOLZ!! Millennial thinking THEY invented the internet.

LNL76 12-08-2017 12:38 AM

Speak up, sonny, we old farts can't hear as good as we used to!

Oh, and someday sooner than you can imagine, you'll be an "old people" too!

:D

Sluggo_63 12-08-2017 03:35 AM

The guy on three mile final last night who asked tower to have us turn off our nose taxi light while we were taxiing up the parallel.

freezingflyboy 12-08-2017 05:52 AM


Originally Posted by 450knotOffice (Post 2479653)
LOLZ!! Millennial thinking THEY invented the internet.

Are you kidding me? Exactly NO millennial thinks that. We've had the internet since elementary school or before.:rolleyes:

I just miss the good ol days when the internet was a fad for nerds and youngins and the old farts complaining about the young bucks was confined to the front porch.

Quackhead 12-08-2017 06:18 AM

The dude who wears the goggles, leather hat, scarf, and gloves while pax are boarding. Here's the attention you so desperately desire.


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