Or just do like I used to when I would have the 4am van... fill out the 'breakfast menu' doorknob hanger with the earliest delivery time and most expensive items. Even better if it was a drunk party slamming the doors.

 

I still ring the miscreant's room from the lobby giving them their well deserved wake up call. Then one more time from the airport just to drive the point home.

 

Back in the days of Spectravision, I turned on one of the porn channels and left it on full blast for the people next door.

 

Oh yeah!!! Before the advent of the flat screen, that was SOP.

 

Yeah...the anal F-15 driver in me is coming out, but when I am out flying GA this irks me too. To me that call always sounded like "Hey...I am coming though! All you other people better speak or or stay outta my way...."

 

Setting the bed side alarm clock to go off 5 minutes after I leave the room for a "Oh GOD early" van has always been a personal favorite.....especially when the band of merry drunks/party goers reside just next door. Finding the most ridiculous Techno/Dance/House/Break-Beats station (Tejano Hair Metal, a close second), and turning the preset volume up all the way as to let the magic happen when the clock strikes "go-time".

Childish??? Maybe.......Pure satisfaction in making up for the lose of sleep the night prior?? Absolutely!!

 

You're my flippin' hero. Actually all of you guys that posted on how to get creatively get even with these idiots are my hero. I just learned some new techniques. Gracias!

Which reminds me of a time in BUF at a hotel that had paper thin walls. The couple next door were fornicating loudly and I had an early wake up call. While I was happy for the guy, it did start to get just a tad bit annoying so I knocked on the wall which stopped the "oohs" and "aahs" at least for a little while.

Of course it started back up again. So I decided to call their room. I could hear their phone ringing both in my handset and across the wall, too. They just kept on going so I just let it ring probably for at least 30X. Finally she answered and in a very out of breath voice said "Hello?". I asked if I could come over and watch. Well, to make a long story short......that stopped the disturbance

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys rock!!!!!

 

Classic! Guess you didn't get to watch.

 

Hahaha I thought I was the only one that did that! I will even call after first leg if it's a short one.