Originally Posted by Timbo
(Post 1226040)
My next door nighbor is a mid 50's ish house wife who tells me she is deathly afraid of flying...and then I see her driving her Surburban around town at 50mph in a school zone, texting!!
When she asked, "Aren't you afraid of flying now, with all these terrorists trying to blow up airpalnes..." etc. I told her, "No, I'm afraid of driving, surrounded by a bunch of women who are texting!" I've never understood how people can be so afraid of flying, but so ready to do some of the dumbest jackass-style stunts I've ever seen on this earth-nevermind the way half of them drive. |
Originally Posted by DogWhisperer
(Post 1225996)
Talking with a general public peeps...."oh, so your a first officer.....when are you going to become the pilot?"
Rock, can't say I've ever been asked what my route is. Considering I fly Metros to 3000 foot gravel strips in the middle of nowhere, Canada, I can't say it's a particularly glamorous set of routes to choose from. |
Mmmmmmmaaaybeeee.....
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Originally Posted by Rock752000
(Post 1226037)
"So, do you have like a 'regular route' that you fly?"
Or, from the guy who knows everything about being an airline pilot simply: "What's your 'route'"? :rolleyes: |
While commuting, the passenger who tapped me on the shoulder to ask me a plethora of stupid questions after I had put on my headphones.
That was this morning. |
How about: Pilots who read the ATIS verbatim.
"10sm visibility" Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?" ----- ( for you domestic folks...) "temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit" Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?" ------- "broken clouds at 3,000" Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken" How about "mostly cloudy". |
Originally Posted by Rabid Seagull
(Post 1226108)
How about: Pilots who read the ATIS verbatim.
"10sm visibility" Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?" ----- ( for you domestic folks...) "temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit" Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?" ------- "broken clouds at 3,000" Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken" How about "mostly cloudy". TOTD to the captain who gave the pax a two minute lecture on wake turbulence while we waited to depart behind a 757. |
The southwest crew in CHS today who were not paying attention, missed their hold short instruction, and then railed on the controller for "talking too fast" (she wasn't)... Congratulations, you are the TOTD!
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Originally Posted by LateralFlyer
(Post 1226101)
While commuting, the passenger who tapped me on the shoulder to ask me a plethora of stupid questions after I had put on my headphones.
No, I just wear this while traveling to screw with the smurfs. |
Originally Posted by detpilot
(Post 1226157)
The southwest crew in CHS today who were not paying attention, missed their hold short instruction, and then railed on the controller for "talking too fast" (she wasn't)... Congratulations, you are the TOTD!
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Well, we don't know when the Delta husbands are coming home.....
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The passenger who's bag didn't fit in the overhead who quickly said "Ya know, THEY put you on these small planes....."
FA chimed in: "Who is THEY? Did someone else buy your ticket or did you?" Lady, now completely confused: "I bought it" FA: "So what are you complaining about? Why do you chose to fly on a small plane?" Lady, in a sheepish voice: "It was the cheapest ticket" Bullseye |
The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination.
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Originally Posted by UpThere
(Post 1226221)
The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination.
If jumping OAL of course you should always say hi and ASK for a ride. |
Today on my DH flight...
The pilot does his spiel on the PA with arrival time and blah blah. I was listening to music with headphones and reading a book. A pax next to me taps me on my shoulder and asks me "what time did he say we are going to arrive?" |
The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination. |
Originally Posted by lwaddle
(Post 1226247)
Oh here we go.... People really get worked up over this? I don't get it.
Don't get it either... |
Originally Posted by Rolf
(Post 1226183)
Well, we don't know when the Delta husbands are coming home.....
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Originally Posted by Timbo
(Post 1226040)
My next door nighbor is a mid 50's ish house wife who tells me she is deathly afraid of flying...and then I see her driving her Surburban around town at 50mph in a school zone, texting!!
When she asked, "Aren't you afraid of flying now, with all these terrorists trying to blow up airpalnes..." etc. I told her, "No, I'm afraid of driving, surrounded by a bunch of women who are texting!" |
Originally Posted by UpThere
(Post 1226221)
The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination.
Had a dumb a$$ Jungle Jet Ace of the Base (and Ace is spelled with two S's) type stop me while deplaning the other day in RDU. I always travel in my monkey suit... Easier passing through security overseas. After the first sentence out of Junior's mouth, I presented, for his purusal, assuming at least ELP 4 proficient, both my boarding pass, and e-ticket receipt indicating full fair... not even ZED:eek:. To which I told him perhaps it is he who should be thanking me for making his paycheck possible:mad:. After a half way round the world flight to get home, I'm not very sociable. but I do thank the crew for a good ride when I get off the jet. |
As a paying passenger?!!!! I'd write a letter to the airline...a rug dance'll curtail his ego.
Tool!!!! What the diddle did he say to you? |
The tool I was seating in-front of that kept farting and heard him say "I better stop farting cause that last one had packing behind it.."
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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh
(Post 1226463)
As a paying passenger?!!!! I'd write a letter to the airline...a rug dance'll curtail his ego.
Tool!!!! What the diddle did he say to you? |
My nomination
The AMR tool who is taking 10 seats off of the 737 which now makes my commute to and from home even more challenging.
How does less seats equal increasing sales by a billion? |
Originally Posted by IBPilot
(Post 1221458)
I said retired....they turned 60 and had to retire at FDX, and age 65 passed shortly after. Couldn't escape the flying bug and alimony I'm guessing but that's none of my business, I don't ask....
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TOLD-The van driver today that drove for over 20 mins with his right blinker on while trying to hustle for tips (i.e. if you take care of me, I'll take care of you, etc)
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Originally Posted by crbnftprnt
(Post 1226657)
Hard to understand why a Fedex pilot forced to retire at age 60, and who wanted to continue working, would not take the option to bid back to F/E for 125K/yr instead of regional starting pay. We all knew the law would change; he could have come back to finish out his career as a captain again.
There is a guy at 9E (W.P) who was an absolute godsend to the 9E, the training department and the pilot group. He has been a tremendous asset over here. Its not all about the money. The experience that he brought with him was very valuable. He didnt come here to just sling gear, he came here to make this place better and he has succeeded. |
Originally Posted by Atlas Shrugged
(Post 1225966)
SO TRUE!!
Remember the day when you would tell anybody that you were a pilot? Especially in a bar! I avoid it like the plague now. Age and wisdom changes a lot of things... As a 747 pilot, you can use Len Morgan's old line when people asked him what he did: "I drive an 18-wheeler." I've used that one before, and that usually pretty well ends that discussion. Occasionally I've been asked the trucking equivalent of "What's your route". I just respond with something to the effect of, "Oh, all over." Both statements are completely true, while avoiding the pain associated with revealing you're a professional pilot. (Again, didn't see that one coming in my younger days). |
Originally Posted by ysslah
(Post 1226224)
Today on my DH flight...
The pilot does his spiel on the PA with arrival time and blah blah. I was listening to music with headphones and reading a book. A pax next to me taps me on my shoulder and asks me "what time did he say we are going to arrive?" |
Originally Posted by UpThere
(Post 1226221)
The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination.
Did you say something to "your" jumpseater? Thought so. |
Originally Posted by The Chow
(Post 1226614)
The AMR tool who is taking 10 seats off of the 737 which now makes my commute to and from home even more challenging.
How does less seats equal increasing sales by a billion? |
Originally Posted by Columbia
(Post 1226752)
If capacity goes down (fewer seats), prices go up. Sucks for non-revving though.
Besides, me thinks this about the extra flight attendant required. |
Originally Posted by The Chow
(Post 1226805)
Oh come on now Columbia, when's the last time you saw ticket prices go up? :rolleyes:
Besides, me thinks this about the extra flight attendant required. Wow - one American flight attendant weighs as much as 10 seats? I thought it would be 25 or 30 seats! :) |
Originally Posted by The Chow
(Post 1226805)
Oh come on now Columbia, when's the last time you saw ticket prices go up? :rolleyes:
Besides, me thinks this about the extra flight attendant required. Sucks for the FA's though.:mad: |
Originally Posted by Senior Skipper
(Post 1226995)
I'm pretty sure that's what they were thinking. If I'm not mistaken, their NG's have 160 seats. Dropping 10 seats gives more leg room and one less FA.
Sucks for the FA's though.:mad: |
Originally Posted by bcrosier
(Post 1226708)
Boy isn't that the truth!
As a 747 pilot, you can use Len Morgan's old line when people asked him what he did: "I drive an 18-wheeler." I've used that one before, and that usually pretty well ends that discussion. Occasionally I've been asked the trucking equivalent of "What's your route". I just respond with something to the effect of, "Oh, all over." Both statements are completely true, while avoiding the pain associated with revealing you're a professional pilot. (Again, didn't see that one coming in my younger days). |
Originally Posted by mike734
(Post 1227171)
Just tell them you're a heavy equipment operator.
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Sometimes it's easier to tell them you work for the IRS.
I've taken walking tours and that's what I tell my fellow tourists. Shuts them up pretty quickly and you get a lot of peace and quiet afterwards. I've also told them that I was an analyst for the CIA. I can't talk about my work. Back in the day when you actually got first class, I used to tell them I was a tank salesman. You can have a lot of fun with it. |
Just tell people you work in pr0n. Judging from TV, that gets a lot of respect.
Nu |
Originally Posted by LateralFlyer
(Post 1226101)
While commuting, the passenger who tapped me on the shoulder to ask me a plethora of stupid questions after I had put on my headphones.
That was this morning. I love these. My favorite is when they nudge you, point up front, and say "Hey, shouldn't you be sitting up there?" |
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