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#531
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Meanwhile, you're too focused on what somebody else is posting.
Good advice, add to it simply don't care if someone is posting beyond YOUR personal threshold.
Good advice, add to it simply don't care if someone is posting beyond YOUR personal threshold.
#533
Thought for the Day
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...
If there's gonna be a fight, it better happen this afternoon, otherwise someone's gonna spend a night in… the box.
If there's gonna be a fight, it better happen this afternoon, otherwise someone's gonna spend a night in… the box.
#535
Lots of face lift cream for women being marketed so when are they going to make a lifting cream for the rest of the female anatomy ?
Fred
Fred
#536
[QUOTE=DYNASTY HVY;1622121]Lots of face lift cream for women being marketed so when are they going to make a lifting cream for the rest of the female anatomy ?
Fred
Probably when they're done making the cream to stop mens balls from being so saggy with age!! Haha! . Sorry you set yourself up for a response on that one!! I would put a smile here because I'm just messing with you but I have used the allowed images!!
FG
Fred
Probably when they're done making the cream to stop mens balls from being so saggy with age!! Haha! . Sorry you set yourself up for a response on that one!! I would put a smile here because I'm just messing with you but I have used the allowed images!!
FG
Last edited by Fly Girl; 04-12-2014 at 07:54 PM. Reason: Because I can.
#537
Touche! I stepped into that one .
Ok back to our regularly scheduled program.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
T. E. Lawrence
Ok back to our regularly scheduled program.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
T. E. Lawrence
#538
Haha, I skip a couple of days and look what I missed. Seems the forum got a little "facebook nasty".
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The price of being a sheep is boredom; The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Chose one of the other with great care. - Hugh MacLeod
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The price of being a sheep is boredom; The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Chose one of the other with great care. - Hugh MacLeod
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