Massive huge amazingly awesome eagle news!!!
09-10-2012 | 08:10 PM
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Massive huge amazingly awesome eagle news!!!
I just heard great news from the rumor mill!!!
New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.
I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!
New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.
I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!
09-10-2012 | 08:17 PM
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I just heard great news from the rumor mill!!!
New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.
I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!
New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.
I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!
09-10-2012 | 08:26 PM
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These will look great in Eagle colors, I also hear we are getting a new logo! I cant wait!!!!!!!!!!
I hear it might take 72 months since they have to use this new chemical that takes metal that has sat in the desert for 20 years and makes it like new!
09-10-2012 | 08:27 PM
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09-10-2012 | 08:29 PM
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I cant believe I have to put this.....but, the above is SARCASM, since I think someone out there might need it to be made clear. I thought the hourly service from LAX to Uranus would be enough?
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