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Old 12-13-2017, 05:18 PM
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As a young pilot in training I have said and heard dumb stuff from different pilots. I'm curious (and I'm also stirring the pot) whats the dumbest things you've heard a pilot say?
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Old 12-13-2017, 05:22 PM
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Old 12-13-2017, 05:36 PM
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As a young pilot in training I have said and heard dumb stuff from different pilots. I'm curious (and I'm also stirring the pot) whats the dumbest things you've heard a pilot say?
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Old 12-13-2017, 06:27 PM
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Old 12-13-2017, 06:32 PM
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As a young pilot in training I have said and heard dumb stuff from different pilots. I'm curious (and I'm also stirring the pot) whats the dumbest things you've heard a pilot say?
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