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Does Big Sis have all her teeth?

These aren't from TSA.

"U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner. These are those images."

On that note, the TSA isn't as bright as the Marshall Service, so any day now...........

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Originally Posted by solinator (Post 902203)

Does Big Sis have all her teeth?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...1t:429,r:1,s:0

Enjoy

The TSA in it's present form was demanded almost exclusively by the Democrats.

The Republicans have their idiots, too - i.e. Jim DeMint with his cockpit recording fetish.

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Originally Posted by Ralphie (Post 902168)

How long until some wiseass straps on a 2 foot hose looking for a laugh.

How about this little trick? YouTube - This Is Spinal Tap - Cucumber Scene

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Originally Posted by RJSAviator76 (Post 902086)

Here's a newsflash... the crotch-bomber was coming in from abroad. They don't molest you or virtually strip search you abroad coming into the US... Guess what? You can hop on the flight from Jeddah to New York, and you won't be molested by security in Jeddah, nor will you be showing off your stuff to the back-room pervert.

But try going from Charlotte to Miami, say hello to Chester The Molester... or you can give a show to the back-room pervert.

This idiocy only happens because people accept it...

I like the guidance of USAPA:

After being subjected to an enhanced pat-down procedure, pilots must evaluate their fitness for duty. As has been determined, there is a wide range of possibilities once you submit to a private screening, and the results can be devastating. Unacceptable as this is to all USAPA pilots, and until these invasive measures are no longer implemented on airline pilots, it is your responsibility to make sure you are emotionally fit and not stressed in any way by your close encounter with the TSA.

"You touch my junk, I'm calling in molested..."

Just for the sake of accuracy... yeah, they do. Not at all places yet just like here, but at some and it's expanding. In AMS now, the "naked scanner" is at the gate and everybody goes through. No alternatives.

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Originally Posted by satchip (Post 902208)

Thanks Luv for finding that. I am too busy(lazy) to do the digging. You made my point that this was foisted on us by the left demanding more government employees and thus more members of the AFGE and AFSCME. The question remains, why did GWB not veto this pos? I realize the environment of the times, but he took a lot of heat over other stuff. Why not this? That's why I say it was his biggest mistake.

So...it's fine for us to belong to a union, but not Federal workers.

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Originally Posted by notadog (Post 902223)

So...it's fine for us to belong to a union, but not Federal workers.

I would say that it is fine for the feds to have a union, but they should have to negotiate with their employer for the contract. US. Put their pay and bennies on the ballot in November with the associated tax increase to pay for the benefits and we'll comence the section 6 we all deal with.

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Originally Posted by Jay5150 (Post 902217)

In AMS now, the "naked scanner" is at the gate and everybody goes through. No alternatives.

Within the last month I requested and was given an alternative screening in AMS. Same thing as TSA, walk through the ol' metal detector, then get a pat down.

Thorough, but professional. None of those silly questions in the 'touch my junk' video.