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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Hilltopper89
I reserve all of my chemtrails for Mexico City and Guadalajara.
How would they know ... ?

... and why does Douglas always put the Dispenser handle on the Captain's side?

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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy 01
Guys--we need to take this private. You all remember the last guy who spoke openly about this.

Yes, Tim Martins lost his airline job, his fire fighting job and his F-16 job. You'll also remember that they completely wiped his military record and his firemans record leaving him looking like a liar with no character.

BLUF: If you continue to speak openly about your chem trailing efforts, you could end up like Tim Martins and lose everything.


... you might say he just dove deeper into the conspiracy.
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
... and why does Douglas always put the Dispenser handle on the Captain's side?
Just to change things up, sometimes (as an FO) I'd reach for the Dispenser handle with my right hand.

I called the move, "The Stranger."
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar


... and now, the oceans are getting it too.
So now he's looking for Malaysian 370?

Or...did he hijack it??

I KNEW IT!

Only a pilot of his intellect and experience could have pulled that off!

I wonder where he took it, sold it to the Pakistani's maybe? Or the Syrians?

Maybe that's why we've been spraying the Middle East so much lately?
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:21 PM
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Timbo, I'd tear up, but they had to seal my ducts after some accidently dripped on me while doing the walk around.

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So now he's looking for Malaysian 370?


That cover story about being a F16 driving, 9/11 Fireman, Paramedic, Cat Saving Regional Airline Pilot was never going to fly after he had his picture taken with the Chem Trail Nozzle in plain view.
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Timbo, I'd tear up, but they had to seal my ducts after some accidently dripped on me while doing the walk around.





That cover story about being a F16 driving, 9/11 Fireman, Paramedic, Cat Saving Regional Airline Pilot was never going to fly after he had his picture taken with the Chem Trail Nozzle in plain view.
Yeah, that but also, how could he say he -saved- Cats, AND he flew for South West??

What a Moron!

(I love the "W.T.F. is that?" look on his face, with his flashlight in the daytime)

It's called the trailing edge numb-nutz, and it's got a bird strike in it! Either write it up or fly faster!
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by griff312
You know what I'm sick of? The Captains that refuse to let me be the designated dispenser!!!! .. Can't wait for those old gummers to get out of my seat, so I can finally make some spray-dough!


Yeah!

It is clearly the Captain's leg, which means the PM gets to turn on the sprayers, but look ... Cappy just reaches up and does it his damn self without even a courtesy, "hey, "i've got 'em."

And we keep getting all these damn procedures for the pumps on the 737. It was turn one on and crossfeed below 2,000 pounds, now we don't use the last 1,000 pounds unless the wings are below 5,000 pounds. We used to turn them on before start, but now have to wait for generators to be on line. I mean, we're brainwashing people with this stuff. How can they expect us to work with these chemicals and not be eeefected ourselves?
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Yeah, that but also, how could he say he -saved- Cats, AND he flew for South West??

What a Moron!

(I love the "W.T.F. is that?" look on his face, with his flashlight in the daytime)

It's called the trailing edge numb-nutz, and it's got a bird strike in it! Either write it up or fly faster!
Chem Trail Democracy Guard (Registered Trade Mark) is kinda like cat nip. I think he's just making sure no cats have climbed up in the aerator. It's dark up there by the mufflaetor bearings.
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Chem Trail Democracy Guard (Registered Trade Mark) is kinda like cat nip. I think he's just making sure no cats have climbed up in the aerator. It's dark up there by the mufflaetor bearings.
Well, OK, but he's holding a left handed flashlight...with his RIGHT hand!
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Old 05-04-2014 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Well, OK, but he's holding a left handed flashlight...with his RIGHT hand!
Yeah ... there's that. Surprised he kept his job after that procedural gaffe.
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