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Old 12-08-2014 | 07:11 AM
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Last Saturday off the east coast, east of Savanna, I got a good laugh at this response. The "you're on guard" patrol was silent for at least 30 minutes after that. Thank you! I owe you a beer.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 07:43 AM
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To whoever played danger zone on 123.45 over the southeast area. Thank you.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyDingus
To whoever played danger zone on 123.45 over the southeast area. Thank you.
About a month ago, someone posed as delta (couldn't have been them based on radio reception and geographical location while transmitting) calling ops at gate B41. Someone else on guard replied, "go ahead delta", and the caper requested two gluten-free crew meals at Baker 41. Freaking hilarious. Perhaps you just had to be there.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TalkTurkey
About a month ago, someone posed as delta (couldn't have been them based on radio reception and geographical location while transmitting) calling ops at gate B41. Someone else on guard replied, "go ahead delta", and the caper requested two gluten-free crew meals at Baker 41. Freaking hilarious. Perhaps you just had to be there.
I have no idea why that's funny but it is.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 09:35 AM
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About a month ago a freaking huge meteor lit up the sky over Texas, it was like daylight, spectacular. The conversation started on guard almost immediately, followed by guard patrol, followed by hilarious Delta bashing. To the Beavis and Butthead crew, I salute you.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 10:20 AM
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Anyone hear a few weeks ago on the East Coast when a British Airways pilot kept trying to tell the yanks they were "breaking the law" and were going to "get written up" for the guard banter? Totally hilarious! Somebody then played a sound of a donkey going "hee-haw," likely in reference to this. Probably best guard banter of all time.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 10:52 AM
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I'm certainly no guard nazi, but sometimes the banter on Air France Common sounds pretty childish...
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Old 12-08-2014 | 11:13 AM
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You don't hear this childish banter anywhere else in the world. Just sayin'
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Old 12-08-2014 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano
You don't hear this childish banter anywhere else in the world. Just sayin'
I hate monitoring guard. Where exactly is the FAR that requires us to monitor guard all the time? 99.9% of the time it is an annoying waste of time to monitor that frequency.
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Old 12-08-2014 | 11:41 AM
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It is in an FDC NOTAM to monitor 121.5.
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