1. Thanks for the input.
2. Added "double breasted"... "gate latency" ... and put myself on the next Thailand mission for more professional development.
3. The tongue & quill has never had anything relevant to add to anything....ever

https://www.pongoresume.com/images/u...bingo-card.jpg

Placeholder until FTB/80 can make us a better one.

I don't see "honeybadger" on that chart.

"Management butt kisser" is a HR winner regardless of industry. This is stated as "I never saw a mgmt decision I disagreed with and feel the job I'm interviewing for should be paid less."

And if you REALLY want the job, somehow work in that you hate being a white male, too.

/sarc

Too Funny!
So very sad that it is true.....

remember, life is about love and connections, not these dirty sanchez, the rusty trombones or the cincinatti bowties.

try that as your intro

If you tell them you are not going into the ANG/AFRES and have never been sick they will probably give you even more points

"Work, work, work..."

Currently disease free with no active flare ups

Ask if the interview is being conducted within 500 feet of a school.