Yer on guard!!
 

So I gotta ask. What the freakity frack is up with all the meowing and stupidity on guard? I normally don’t give a **** about what other people do, but my company manuals say I’m supposed to listen to you *******s going back and forth on guard incessantly. It’s just non stop. Some rj driver meows and Delta has to immediately step in and give the idiot the attention he’s obviously not getting elsewhere.

Alright. Rant over. Just felt the urge to **** and moan a bit and there’s no damn kids on my lawn to yell at.

Was it like a “Meow” or “Here kitty, kitty, kitty” followed by “Meow”? Either way, you need to let ATC know there is a cat on guard – it could just be reaching out for help.

Username checks out.

...says an RJ driver.

I've flown with *one* guard idiot. I'd actually put money on the culprit being bored mainline guys on transcons. They get others to blame it on regional scum, and everyone wins!

However, Meow1215 is extremely suspect as well.

Yeah I second this, I'm willing to bet it's not even an RJ guy.. Likely some mainline guy(s) doing it, ****ing off their colleagues then blaming the RJ guys because "we're a bunch of meddling kids."

Why is there a stuck mic on guard out east where so frequently guard is meowed upon?
is this pilot? Atc? Faa/Fcc? Evil doers?

You might think that; I couldn’t possibly comment.

Yeah, it's mostly out east. I was startled to hear a Meow on the west coast last week.

But I think it's regionals, simply because it's confined to a certain geography.

I've flown with a CA who does that meow BS. Annoying and stupid, told him that.

He must have been memeing during CELL...