I AM CONCERNED forms are read by the feds...

I AM CONCERNED:

I feel like management might be planning something that rhymes with "grape."

I thought the same thing upon reading that memo. There will be an amended memo soon. That is absolutely stupid. So, the gate sheet says that we have 40 people who were issued boarding passes. A quick count by the FA reveals 43 bodies, 3 of which are wearing turbans....

Just change the count and off we go!!!!!

they did not wear turbans when they first attack...why should they do now ?
if they made it through security to the gate.....god help us

More often than not I find the gate count is correct and my flight attendant is the R-tard that can't count to 50.

or they would count 46 and the gate would have 48 so we would ask are there 2 empty seats or 4? they would just seem confused by the question.

Flight XXXX would like to declare an emergency... we have either 40 or 43 souls on board.....

I'm not a FA but I have experience counting pax onboard and airplane. It's one of the hardest things they have to do. You try it on your 5th leg when you just don't give S anymore before you call someone retarded.

I had a flight attendant tell me that we had 52 pax on board once... on a 50 seat a/c...

I once played pool naked....with a FA. He did not play fair.