Aww shucks, thanks Animals...

Hey, and I do like pilots, they seem like good guys. Is there a reason why I should not like them? Besides, you all do look pretty damn cute in those uniforms, and I've never been the uniform type before. Maybe that's changed...LOL

Loudgarrett, I recently discovered this place while laid up from knee surgery. I think I already told the story of how I found this place on another thread, so I won't bore you by repeating it, unless you really want to know how I found this place...yukyukyuk. I was actually working from my bed with my laptop when I stumbled upon this forum. Ya'all seem like so much fun I stuck around! And besides that, I'm learning all kinds of things that are somewhat helpful in my profession. Next thing you know, I'll probably sign up for flying lessons.. I'll be sure to warn ya'all though before I take to the skies.

 

Oh jeeze Slice...

Where is MzKat anyway? I wonder if she's behaving herself...

 

i'm here and...
i'm not

 

Now there's a surprise...

 

and slice, I'm calling you on this one, my pms have been completely innocent!

 

I told the last girl I tried to pick up that I retired as a Navy Seal, worked at the CIA for a bit and starred with Ben Stiller in some movie I made up. I also mentioned that I was a major airline captain and had just completed medical school as a cardiologist. I just about had her when a friend of mine showed up and told her I was full of sh$t. The disappointment in her eyes about ripped my heart out. I have got to work on a more believable line for the next hot thing I run into. maybe I will try the "I rescue poor stranded animals" line and try to evoke some sympathy from here. When she is weak, I'll throw on my pilot uniform! Hey, it might work????

 

how about hey baby, i go 600 miles an hour for a living... no lies nec.

that would work on me...

 

I like to tell them I'm a "Dolphin Traininer", for the new Aquarium / Zoo at (city)
As far as I know, girls like dolphins.

 

Hey baby, I fly at mach 2, know Val Kilmer and work part time at an abused animal shelter. Will you buy that?
BTW, I 'm not really a Navy Seal

 

My standard, "Please don't tell my Mom I'm an airline pilot, she thinks I'm a piano player in a ***** house!" (Brothel)