The most interesting thing about this thread was the fact that I farted while typing this and it didn't smell, amazing.

To the person that started the thread, you're a tool!

Three pages about the zipper road in Detroit. Another three should about do it. In before the lock

is it really that hard for you guys to pull up, i have almost missed commutes because of this, it has ran smooth for years and now its a bunch of guys that wont pull up and wont reply to ground when ground ask's them to pull up, the zipper wont bite.

We do it just to **** you off:D

If it's that important it should be in our Jepp charts. Obviously it's not. Until then we'll just keep doing our jobs as directed by our superiors.

Blame the ramp help for that, not the pilots. If any of us could get parked on time, no one would be concerned with the zipper.

so your books tell you to not pull up to the zipper huh??

for you not familiar with what the OP is talking about----

Some of you might be confusing it with this.....
http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/31...ith-Zipper.jpg

BTW in before lock/move/closed/foreclosed/etc..etc.

now that zipper is nice lol

Is Ground always telling you guys to move up good enough?