Stupid pax stories
10-20-2006 | 10:48 AM
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From: Soon to be Ex Dash-Trash
A fellow FO told me this one:
During descent a father asked the FA if his 4 yr old girl could use the lav. The FA said no because it had been quite bumpy. The dad got ****ed and started swearing at the FA. Once on the ground the dad got so mad he had his kid stand up and pee on the seat. Needless to say the cops responded to that one too. What a moron. I guess anyone can be a parent these days.
During descent a father asked the FA if his 4 yr old girl could use the lav. The FA said no because it had been quite bumpy. The dad got ****ed and started swearing at the FA. Once on the ground the dad got so mad he had his kid stand up and pee on the seat. Needless to say the cops responded to that one too. What a moron. I guess anyone can be a parent these days.
10-20-2006 | 11:47 AM
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Got this one last week.
I was running behind the passengers on getting to the plane and as I was cutting in front of an older gentleman to get up the stairs he points to the left engine and, very seriously, asks "That engine works, right". Instead of my usual smart ass self, I simply resond with a yes it does. He then says "This thing has 2 engines right?" As if he was worried I was lying about the #1's working condition. I almost lost it laughing.
I was running behind the passengers on getting to the plane and as I was cutting in front of an older gentleman to get up the stairs he points to the left engine and, very seriously, asks "That engine works, right". Instead of my usual smart ass self, I simply resond with a yes it does. He then says "This thing has 2 engines right?" As if he was worried I was lying about the #1's working condition. I almost lost it laughing.
10-20-2006 | 12:00 PM
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2 Weeks ago I had a pax get ill and lose all bowel control from row 20 all the way to the back of a 737-800. The CA and I got the Flight Attendents drunk after that one.
It turns out she was really sick but can you imagine the look that I got from my Capt when I tried to comprehend what the FA on the phone was trying to tell me!
It turns out she was really sick but can you imagine the look that I got from my Capt when I tried to comprehend what the FA on the phone was trying to tell me!
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10-20-2006 | 09:50 PM
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Not so much stupid as clever... after all the bad comments about the regional jet, we came in and the captain set the plane down pretty firmly on the pavement, and proceeded to brake aggressively. During the deplaning process, an older gentleman stuck his head in the cockpit and says to us "Glad they still teach you young fellers how to catch the 3 wire"
Most clever comment I ever heard for a rough landing
Most clever comment I ever heard for a rough landing
10-21-2006 | 08:11 AM
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Going into some crappy little airport in LA, we had to go around. Flew a standard left traffic pattern and landed normally, on the SAME runway. The CA made a PA and all was normal.
When all the people got off, the FA told us this; "The pax in 1A asked if I knew the real reason we were going around." She said no. "The pilots were trying to land on the wrong runway, I'm a pilot and fly into here all the time. They were trying to land with the wind at their backs."
She said when we were on final the second time, "See, we are landing on a different runway, I told you so."
We we got off the plane to get on the van, he was staring at us like we just raped his daughter or something.
When all the people got off, the FA told us this; "The pax in 1A asked if I knew the real reason we were going around." She said no. "The pilots were trying to land on the wrong runway, I'm a pilot and fly into here all the time. They were trying to land with the wind at their backs."
She said when we were on final the second time, "See, we are landing on a different runway, I told you so."
We we got off the plane to get on the van, he was staring at us like we just raped his daughter or something.
10-21-2006 | 01:44 PM
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