TSA is so stupid
 

I was traveling last week in a black suit & tie, I know its not the official uniform but i was trying to get back to work. The girl working for TSA threw away my after shave. Before she told me I had to throw it away I asked her if I could transfer it to one of the smaller bottles of contact solution I was carrying. She said now, because you can carry any size of contact solution. So I said to her, you mean to tell me I could carry a gallon size bottle of Renu but I cant carry after shave. The bottle she wanted me to throw away was 4oz and not 3.4 or whatever the hell they wanted it to be. This whole 3oz rule is so damn stupid. It doesnt make sense at all. And these Pro's are so serious about that stuff too.

I was also wonder if anyone got the random as a crew member yet. It happen to me twice at the same airport. There is a new order out now where they can do that.

This is why I am always in uniform. Sucks, but oh well.

don't give those fools any respect they don't deserve it. Be as mean as you possibly can without getting in trouble.

That was my problem before I was being too nice. The whole random search is not even random anymore. It's expected for me. I get searched all the time

Toiletry Search Agency
Terrorism Support Agency
Transportation Sloth Agency
Transparently Senseless Aggravation
Totalitarian Subjugation Acclimators
Take Scissors Away
Thousands Standing Around
The Silly Agency
The Stupid Agency
Thieving & Stealing Agency
Tyrannical Scam Artists
Total Synapse Arrest
The Shoe Aficionados
Taxes Spent Aimlessly
Tear Suitcase Apart
Truth Systematically Avoided
Trivial, Superfluous Actors
Tricking Sucker Americans
Tourism Sabotage Activity
Torn Socks Again
Tired, Slow, and Anal
Truthless Screener Act
Tries Simulating Assignment
Turpitude Summarily Accepted
Travellers Subjected Arbitrarily
Terrorists Still Allowed
Theatrical Self Aggrandizement
Trained Shoe Analysts
Three Stooges Audition
They Steal Anything
Tenderfoot Sanitarium Attendants
Too many Stupid Administrators

This is the best one. There are so many people out there that dont even know why the hell they could carry 3.4oz but not 4. It's all in the interest of national security. I dont see how the hell .06oz is gonna make a difference. You cant even find a 3.4oz bottle of anything anywhere. It think this whole thing is a government scam to make americans spend about $7 on stupid ass little bottles of sh!t when they can go to wallmart and buy the same thing in a gallon size for the same price.

Didn't you learn your lesson the first time? You are just like me. :confused:

That will show em! :rolleyes: I am sure it will get better for all of us if we are all tools to them. NOT! Let's be a little more mature than this.

You think I volunteer to be randomly searched? Flying through some of these hick towns, I guess I did learn a lesson.

I was just joking with ya. It took me a while of getting ****ed off with them doing stupid crap before I finally said F it, I just wear my dang uniform.