Are you making a lewd and lascivious offer here on APC?

Wait a minute, if I am good at grammar I will get it? S$x?

If I am not good at grammar the Miss's will downgrade me to cuddle only?

I prefer after, if at all. Hey that reminds me, have you guys seen the Pre-owned Aston Martin ad? Well worth Googling that image. You'll know it when you see it.

Just pointing out how those who understand the difference between "then" vs. "than" have different opinions on the matter.

Please do not develop a sense of humor we like you just the way you are..

Bazingo!

You must have been a Fairview Grad!! A Boulder High kid never would have picked that up!!

Alright Boulderian,

I'll cuddle with you first but a promise is a promise....

But Hoss, have you told him about your "BIG" watch? (He can see the big hat!!)

My watch isn't just big, it's HUGE! It has eighteen time zones a sextant and both a lunar and Mayan calendar.