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Originally Posted by HighFlight
At least you're honest about your lack of character.
on the contrary sir. doesn't my honesty about being a jerk off show an exorbitant amount of character? I think so.
and anyway i know you're wrong. when i was in high school i won a contest for having the most character 3 years in a row. I used to lift with a backwards trucker hat on and a cut off tank top that showed my belly button. my shoes always matched my lifting gloves and if there were any girls in the gym on leg day i made sure to grunt loud enough to prove my masculinity. if those mannerisms and that style shows lack of character, then I, sir, don't want to have any.
we held this same contest in the gojet crew room in the spring of 2011 and not surprisingly I won again. It was a close contest between myself and a full time birthday clown. i was better at riding a unicycle, but he was much better a juggling bowling pins. the observing pilots and flight attendants clapped wildly during our demonstrations which led to the clown being slightly distracted. this break in concentration caused a bowling pin to hit him in the forehead and knocked him unconscious. this left me, the victor, rolling back and forth on my unicycle, proud as a new papa, for my 4th ever character victory in my short time on this planet.
06-07-2021
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