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Originally Posted by buzzpat
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Uhhh, I eat grits. (NC boy). And love them. Even have my NorCal hippie chick wife and kids eating them.
I do, however, draw the line at Awful House.
Really happy to see Krash get the ATL gig. I'm loving this team coming together!
I will do shrimp and grits. I had that at a BBQ restaurant once and it was awesome.
But regular grits over hash browns? No way. Maybe at some mom and pop diner but not at the Awful Waffle.
I like mine just chunked, but I can go for smothered covered chunked.
I mean do you realize your order envy as you sit there at the bar area in front of the gril and watch them make hash browns and cook them just a little too long so they're extra crunchy?
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Originally Posted by Check Essential
FTB and Ferd nailed it. Its a down home version of an MMPI question.
Correct answer is hash browns, but that's not one of the choices.
Here is how you answer that.
SD: "Grits or hash browns?"
FTB: "Hash browns."
SD: "Really, you sure about that?"
FTB: "Yes."
SD: "Really sure?"
FTB: "Okay here is the deal. I can't decide between the waffle deal or the ham and cheese omelet deal. Nobody makes a soft massive waffle quite like the waffle house and with it comes bacon, hash browns, scrambled eggs and toast. But the ham and cheese omelet is so supper soft and fluffy and the cheese so gooey and it too comes with bacon, toast and hash browns.
It's a hard choice. In fact it's almost too hard of a choice and I don't appreciate the predicament. A real Southern man is going to do this, he is going to order the supper soft and fluffy Ham and Cheese Omelet meal, with hash browns chunked. And he's going to eat it. And he's going to be sweet to the waitress desperately trying to get a $2 tip from him. And he will give her the $2 tip. And tell that cook, "damn good job."
And then he is going to walk out of that waffle house and walk across the street and go to the other waffle house. He's going to already have change in his pocket for the USA Today and he will get one before he walks in. He will pony up to the bar and order the All Star Special, with... hash browns. They're that damn good. And eggs scrambled. He may splurge and go with the biscuit over toast though. So good that after reading the front page of the USA Today, the editorial page, some of the red section and indulging in the guilty pleasure that is the purple section, he will get up, tip $2, pay the bill, ask for change and walk over to the jukebox and select any one of these hits....
... and walk out.
But one thing this southern man will never ever do is order anything but the waffle or omelet special. Whether it is 6am, 10am, 1pm, 5pm, 3am. It will always be breakfast at the Awful Waffle.
SD: "You realize a pen... is a pen. Right?"
FTB: "$130K a year min reserve guarantee for a 6 year MD88 B, adjust the rest of the fleet accordingly."
SD: "We know who you are."
FTB: "....... $129.9K a year min reserve guarantee for a 6 year MD88 B, adjust the rest of the fleet accordingly."
SD: "I'm not the negotiator."
FTB: "And another thing, the HOWGOZIT sucks. As does the term clutter. And another thing, I'm sick and tired of the reporting points being over SPA. Mix it up."
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07-13-2019
