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Originally Posted by oldmako
This is awesome! I've flown with ALL these guys!
94. Farts constantly and acts as though the cockpit always has that colo-rectal bouquet. (I KNOW when my beeper goes off...who is he kidding?)
95. Gets PO'd at 10,000' on a smooth as glass redeye when I wind the IAS knob up.
96. Tells you how rough he had it during his 2 years and 3 months as an F/O.
97. Tells you that your 15,000 hours PIC in the regional's means nothing because, "You haven't flown IN COMBAT!" Then you find out he never has either. Clueless in Seattle.
98. Hangs all over your girlfriend / wife when she joins you on a long, decent layover.
99. Hangs out at the podium and then in first class handing out his Captain Johnny Wad cards while you do everything, then wants YOU to rush through crap so he can haul a$$ and single engine taxi WHILE the company is taking you to court and your contract is 4 years overdue. Clueless in Dulles.
100. Blissfully looks the other way while taking it up the poop chute from Mother U but then wants to GIVE EVEN MORE at every opportunity. His chute is pre-lubed! Why, he's MARVIN MOONSHOT!
MARVIN MOONSHOT....I JUST SHOT MY MOJITO THROUGH MY NOSE!
101......Could care less about "LOA-25" as it doesn't have anything to do with him, and of course I will have time to make it up with my extra 5 years past age 60.
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12-24-2015