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07-07-2023 | 04:43 PM
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From: Aircraft & Seat: old & hard
07-07-2023 | 06:32 PM
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So as you SkyGods post on here about how annoying your Aisle Donkey's are....
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
07-07-2023 | 06:54 PM
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From: DOWNGRADE COMPLETE: Thanks Gary. Thanks SWAPA.
So as you SkyGods post on here about how annoying your Aisle Donkey's are....
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
07-07-2023 | 08:26 PM
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So as you SkyGods post on here about how annoying your Aisle Donkey's are....
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
But, after my WARN I now ‘identify’ as a FedEx pilot.
FedEx pilots don’t talk to their boxes. Neither do I. Unless the cappy looks uncomfortable about then I’ll do it.
Does this make up for Captain Talky-Mouth?
07-08-2023 | 01:58 AM
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Same here. I’m done craning my neck back to see if the overwing briefing is done. There’s so much going on in those last 5 minutes before the door closes, me lying about the good rides seems to hinder the process more often than not.
07-08-2023 | 03:22 AM
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From: Boeing 737
I just do it halfway through the C group. If the last 10 pax don't hear my announcement so be it. At the very least it's a brief reprieve for the folks between "hurry up and get out of the aisle and sit down" PAs from the FA.
07-08-2023 | 02:24 PM
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From: 737 FO
I got to deal with a captain who sang a welcome aboard PA. I just stared like wtf is wrong with you…every leg for a four day.
07-08-2023 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SWAFA;[url=tel:3662196
3662196]So as you SkyGods post on here about how annoying your Aisle Donkey's are....
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
Let me call out the captain I flew with a few months ago who had the most ********ing long winded announcement PA EVER....
This dude must have googled what that particular day was known for....
Because as we boarded.....
I heard how it was National Teachers Day, National Pet Frog Day, National Red Head Day, National Home Shopping Channel Day, National Ant Farm Day, National Khaki Pants Day, National ANYTHING DAY.....
Dude babbled on and on and on and on......
So yeah.... before y'all call out the flight attendants... some of YOUR OWN are just as guilty.
07-08-2023 | 05:08 PM
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None of it holds a candle to Captain "Hollywood" George, though...
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