I’ll collect all the unemployment due me. 18 months worth.

I just clipped an ad for a hot towel boy in a local cat house. Should I wear my dark suit with the red tie for the interview?

yellow tie.

Does anyone know if there is a deadline for us to accept the money?


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Not too sure about the tie, but make sure you emphasize your expertise working the mop bucket/wringer combination from when you were the clean-up man at the $.25 peep shows in NYC.

Not sure about deadline, but looks like the deal is just about done.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronav...avu-story.html

Furlough plans?
 

That’s great but Ted said the same thing last week.....so I’m not counting it as a done deal yet.


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I don’t know about you guys but with my time off I’m gonna finally get to watch every episode of According to Jim.

All my other furlough plans started with a bean bag and a big bag o Cheetos....

Was it a hairy bean bag?!