I, for one, am happy to know that Lizzie Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, all three well known to be versed in macroeconomics and experts in the aviation industry are leading five other house democrats in a campaign to pressure Mayor Pete Buttigeig and the justice department to torpedo this merger.

I was obviously wrong to have previously allowed myself to be swayed by disinformation into thinking it was a good idea. I can only express heartfelt gratitude that their courage, leadership, and conviction will triumph over the evils of capitalism.

My one regret is that I wasn’t able to vote for all three of them in the last election.

Exactly. We need to trust the experts and should be greatful that our leaders are willing to risk their reputations by standing up for the rights of consumers everywhere! Absolute patriots.

I can’t tell if you’ll are kidding or not - which makes for a great joke…

Yah. I’m joking. Sarcasm is my first language.

You spelled "my comrades" wrong