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CrowneVic 03-19-2020 04:17 PM
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser (Post 3004093)
LOL, Malort! That’s some expert level drinking right there. This bar in Chicago I used to frequent had all the slogans for Malort up on a wall. I had to go look them up. I had no idea it was sold door-to-door as medicinal alcohol during Prohibition.

Actual company branded slogans:
  • Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
  • Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
  • Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
  • Malort, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
Thanks for the laugh! Those slogans are too awesome. I especially like the, “tonight’s the night you fight your dad”.

McNugent 03-19-2020 05:01 PM
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser (Post 3004093)
LOL, Malort! That’s some expert level drinking right there. This bar in Chicago I used to frequent had all the slogans for Malort up on a wall. I had to go look them up. I had no idea it was sold door-to-door as medicinal alcohol during Prohibition.

Actual company branded slogans:
  • Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
  • Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
  • Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
  • Malort, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
I’ve seen those around. Would love to get my hands on some.

Strangely enough I kind of like the stuff. It’s always fun to have a shot with someone and watch the reaction!

Legacy500 03-19-2020 06:06 PM
I had to import a case, but it’s delish

https://rlv.zcache.com/wine_bottle_l...0.jpg?rlvnet=1

Winston 03-19-2020 06:14 PM
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser (Post 3004093)
Actual company branded slogans:
  • Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
  • Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
  • Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
  • Malort, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
LOLs are in shorter supply than TP these days. Thank you for that Sir!

biigD 03-19-2020 08:35 PM
Originally Posted by FLYGUYRY (Post 3004066)
Can a lowly 135 guy play? :D
Of course you can! Cheers - enjoy the Jamie!

biigD 03-19-2020 08:37 PM
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser (Post 3004093)
Actual company branded slogans:
  • Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
  • Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
  • Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
  • Malort, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
Thanks for the laugh tonight! Those were awesome. Certainly makes being stuck in a hotel just a bit better.

CrowneVic 03-20-2020 12:53 PM
“Those pants aren’t going to sh** themselves”.

Killing me!

captjns 03-20-2020 12:58 PM
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Usually cures that ails ya. By the way... Grey Goose.

Itsajob 03-20-2020 02:27 PM
When you read this thread is your mouth supposed to water like Pavlov’s dog, or might I have a problem?

Tranquility 03-20-2020 02:35 PM
Originally Posted by Itsajob (Post 3005465)
When you read this thread is your mouth supposed to water like Pavlov’s dog, or might I have a problem?
Not a problem at all!

I’m at my crashpad ‘enjoying’ Jack on the rocks. At home I have Makers, Knob Creek Rye 100, Belvedere, and Macallan Classic Cut. Need gin & a cheaper scotch (I ran out).

Mods, can we move this to the general area instead of United? This thread is sweet amber and..... wait, that’s the booze. :D


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