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AF OneWire 05-04-2025 05:08 AM


Originally Posted by domino (Post 3909608)
Thats exactly what I am thinking.

It’s hilarious that he created a thread thinking he was going to roast this other guy and it boomeranged on him faster than he could say “Sorry” (In a Canadian accent).

at6d 05-04-2025 07:28 AM

At WN a jumpseat boarding pass ensures that you aren’t removed for a weight issue (a cabin seat can be).

When I’m using an offline jumpseat I always appreciate when a mainline jumpseater offers up additional inside information.

FlyPurdue 05-04-2025 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by Vernon Demerest (Post 3909457)
First off...Mustache or not.

Perfectly said and explained.

Maybe this is a troll post - no pilot should be this obtuse.

Longhornmaniac8 05-04-2025 09:24 AM

Let's take this to its logical extreme.

There are two seats in the back and one jumpseat available.

The standby list looks like this:

UAL Pilot
UAL Pilot GF
Other UAL Employee

The jumpseat list looks like this:

The same UAL Pilot
You, an offline jumpseater

So, the UAL pilot can take either a seat in the back or take the jumpseat. Remember, there are only two cabin seats left.

If he takes a seat in the back, him and his girlfriend get on, and because he has a seat in the back, you get the jumpseat.

If he takes the jumpseat, his girlfriend and the other UAL employee get the seats in the back, and you get left behind.

See how this works? Maybe he hadn't paid attention to how much space was left, maybe things changed, I don't know, and it doesn't matter. Him letting you know he was taking a seat in the back was to assuage any concern that you might have had, not knowing exactly what either list looked like, that he might be bumping you off the jumpseat. It's a common professional courtesy that is practiced all across the industry.

The fact you seem to be insecure about it and making the least-respectful interpretation of it says an awful lot about you.

60av8tor 05-04-2025 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909211)
I was approached by a young pilot (one of them that grows a mustache to look older)
It almost seemed as though I should be eternally grateful for the service he did to me...

Already sounds like you were on the defensive


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909211)
It almost seemed as though I should be eternally grateful for the service he did to me...

Just temporarily grateful would have been nice🙄


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909211)
perhaps someone here can enlighten me on his train of thought...

Everyone has tried. Including the post below that was well stated.


Originally Posted by Longhornmaniac8 (Post 3909691)
See how this works? Maybe he hadn't paid attention to how much space was left, maybe things changed, I don't know, and it doesn't matter. Him letting you know he was taking a seat in the back was to assuage any concern that you might have had, not knowing exactly what either list looked like, that he might be bumping you off the jumpseat. It's a common professional courtesy that is practiced all across the industry.

The fact you seem to be insecure about it and making the least-respectful interpretation of it says an awful lot about you.

Pretty sure most in the industry understands the concept. But instead of being grateful (not even eternally), they’re met with…


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909374)
let me offer this beggar from another airline a seat and stand here as a hero” the only thing missing was him videoing himself 😂


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909493)
and you sound like one of them 1500hr wonders that just lucked out during COVID with a pulse and an ATP

To the poster that said cut you some slack; I admire his level-headedness, but eff that, you sound like a d bag.

tupues 05-04-2025 12:08 PM

Ok, I apologize - it seems I musjudged and clearly didn't grasp how the JS system at UA works in its entierty. Thanks for all the shoes everyone.

11atsomto 05-04-2025 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909426)
Im not sure I get all the abbreviations. must be a generational thing. Are you sporting a stash as well to look older?

An ESL person likely doesn’t know what ESL means…….

I’m not a fan of the younger millennial and older Gen Z obsession to look like Tom Selleck in Magnum PI……but in this case his facial hair was the only thing offensive about him……

He was trying to be nice to you, maybe a “ Thank you” would have done the trick……as opposed to ridiculing him.

Buck Rogers 05-04-2025 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by 11atsomto (Post 3909738)
An ESL person likely doesn’t know what ESL means…….

And yet here he is using the internet.......does someone need to explain GoogleFu to him for the meaning of the acronyms ESL or IMHO.
Maybe he can figure this one out....FFS! :cool:

11atsomto 05-04-2025 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by Buck Rogers (Post 3909746)
And yet here he is using the internet.......does someone need to explain GoogleFu to him for the meaning of the acronyms ESL or IMHO.:

Judging by sentence construction….I am most confident the individual was born outside the United States……….however has spent a large portion of his life in our country or a country that speaks English.

He kind of reminds me of the thick accented old guy…..who has anglicized his name (Farhad to Frank, Mahmoud to Matthew) and when people ask where he is from ….his reply is to simply state the US state or municipality closest to his residence or a vague “overseas”, or “far away”………strategically dodging the question……….

raisins 05-04-2025 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by tupues (Post 3909211)
Recently I (not a UA employee) was commuting with UA. As I was waiting for a seat, I was approached by a young pilot (one of them that grows a mustache to look older) who was there waiting along with his GF. He stated that I could have the JS and that he had been advised be the agent that he would be getting a seat in the cabin. This left me confused. Did the guy own the jumpseat i.e. does UA have some sort of reservation system. I understand that if the cabin is full he would get the JS first, but that he offered it to me as though it was his personal seat left me bewildered.

If its full its full, and surely that dude wouldn't have given up his JS offering it to me and I wouldn't have gotten on. It almost seemed as though I should be eternally grateful for the service he did to me... perhaps someone here can enlighten me on his train of thought...

Don’t over think this.


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