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Old 10-05-2007, 09:56 PM
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I think I found my favorite!!!

Never fly the 'A' model of anything.

— Ed Thompson
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:07 PM
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:38 PM
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And for you folks on the left side, a nice view of the left wing......
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Old 10-06-2007, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by FliFast View Post
And for you folks on the left side, a nice view of the left wing......
After describing all kinds of great things to see off the right side you say, "And those of you on the left are looking at the backs of the heads of people on the right side."
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:44 AM
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female aviator to her current boy toy -- "would you like to join me in my COCKpit".....



ATL Center -- "FLT 521 contact JAX on 124.7"
FLT 521 -- "Jax center on 124.7, have a good day sir"
ATL Center -- "I'll have the day of my choice......."
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:59 PM
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My personal favorites"

"An airplane ALWAYS flies a little better a little heavy than it does a little out-a-gas!"

ATC controller says "Expect 5 or 10 minutes delay", I reply; "OK, I'll take the 5 minute delay!"

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Old 10-06-2007, 06:43 PM
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"Air Force One....I told you to expedite..."

-- said over Chicago Approach
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Old 10-07-2007, 04:54 AM
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"The Centerline is reserved for professionals, and you're expected to use it." John Meadows
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:53 AM
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"airbrakes are for beginners"
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:00 AM
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"Horseshoes, Hand Grenades and Aviation."


“I’m not driving drunk, I’m on centerline.”

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