Atlas Purchases Southern Air
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"Scheduling? Hi. I'm fatigued. Not going to Miami today."
"But... You're deadheading!"
"I know. And I'm done. Get me a hotel room."
"But... you can't fatigue on a deadhead!"
"Wanna bet?"
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The only time I ever called in fatigue was after a 17 hour cattle-class flight from PVG-JFK. Was supposed to continue to MIA, but I pulled the plug in Kennedy.
"Scheduling? Hi. I'm fatigued. Not going to Miami today."
"But... You're deadheading!"
"I know. And I'm done. Get me a hotel room."
"But... you can't fatigue on a deadhead!"
"Wanna bet?"
"Scheduling? Hi. I'm fatigued. Not going to Miami today."
"But... You're deadheading!"
"I know. And I'm done. Get me a hotel room."
"But... you can't fatigue on a deadhead!"
"Wanna bet?"
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The only time I ever called in fatigue was after a 17 hour cattle-class flight from PVG-JFK. Was supposed to continue to MIA, but I pulled the plug in Kennedy.
"Scheduling? Hi. I'm fatigued. Not going to Miami today."
"But... You're deadheading!"
"I know. And I'm done. Get me a hotel room."
"But... you can't fatigue on a deadhead!"
"Wanna bet?"
"Scheduling? Hi. I'm fatigued. Not going to Miami today."
"But... You're deadheading!"
"I know. And I'm done. Get me a hotel room."
"But... you can't fatigue on a deadhead!"
"Wanna bet?"
#119
I did.
"Why did you fatigue out on a deadhead?"
"Because the company put me on a schitty middle row seat on a schitty Chinese carrier for a mind-numbing 17 hours in a ratty beat up A340. My back is killing me, my @ss hurts from the crappy seat and I've got the runs from whatever it was they fed me on that God-awful flight."
"Ok, thanks!"
And that was the end of that.
"Why did you fatigue out on a deadhead?"
"Because the company put me on a schitty middle row seat on a schitty Chinese carrier for a mind-numbing 17 hours in a ratty beat up A340. My back is killing me, my @ss hurts from the crappy seat and I've got the runs from whatever it was they fed me on that God-awful flight."
"Ok, thanks!"
And that was the end of that.
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