Top Ten ways to figure out if you are flying with someone over 60
10. Orders a "Geritol frappachino" at Starbucks.
9. Layover clothes consist of black shoes, white knee socks, bermuda shorts and yellow golf shirt.
8. Yells "I've landed and can't get up", then laughs uncontrollably.
7. Uses his AARP card as a second form of I.D. at the jumpseat desk.
6. Medic alert bracelet keeps setting off the metal detector.
5. Uses the aircraft power outlet to charge up his wheel chair batteries.
4. Carries a Commodore 64 computer on the road.
3. Thinks the SEA Based Flight attendants in Narita are "hot".
2. Bids the Tokyo layovers, but doesn't remember why...
And the number one way to tell if you're flying with someone over 60.......
1. Flys across the country with the left landing light on all of the time.....