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Old 05-10-2008 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Jetjok
Both disapproved and not allowed methods.
That depends on whether or not you wear a hat!
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Old 05-10-2008 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cma2407
The H-Bomb of cockpit flatulence: Orange Tic-Tacs.

I kid you not.

Enjoy a half container of those during a hub turn, and by the Rockies you'll be on O2 yourself, and your seatmate will be going back to the lav for some fresh air.

Handle with care, and remember--the hose jiggles when you laugh.
Picked up a pack of orange Tic Tacs at the hotel gift shop tonight. I'll test this one tomorrow morning on our way into MEM! I hope this evening's beers help!
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Old 05-10-2008 | 05:52 PM
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I'm just curious...For maximum effect...Do you have to shove all of them up there, at once?
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Old 05-10-2008 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Busboy
I'm just curious...For maximum effect...Do you have to shove all of them up there, at once?
Gosh I hope not or I'm gonna need another pack....I did them one at a time!
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Old 05-10-2008 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MD11Fr8Dog
Gosh I hope not or I'm gonna need another pack....I did them one at a time!
This is the funniest stuff I've read on the internet in a while. Sophomoric humor is the greatest. I am so immature.
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Old 05-10-2008 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jetjok
In a 3 person crew, the only rule should be that the one that does it, at least have the courtesy to raise your hand and admit it. us ex-fighter guys have to have some way to amuse ourselves.
Got to call Howdy
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Old 05-10-2008 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by fub141
Got to call Howdy
Of course there is the generic "Howdy"

...and the "Howdy no slugs"

...and the "Slugs no rebounds"

All very, very specific rules ---- passed on long ago during the many spade/heart/poker games held in 12 man tents during the cold March days in Korea during Team Spirit.
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Old 05-10-2008 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MD11Fr8Dog
Picked up a pack of orange Tic Tacs at the hotel gift shop tonight. I'll test this one tomorrow morning on our way into MEM! I hope this evening's beers help!
They'll help you too, but I'd stay away from the oven or any sources of open flame just to be safe.

Rotsa ruck to the poor guy you're flying with.
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Old 05-10-2008 | 08:57 PM
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Hey,

Anyone notice that Stephanie from Vegas is wearing a wedding ring?

Hmmmmm I wonder if anyone knows her.

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Old 05-10-2008 | 11:25 PM
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http://www.mdculpepper.org/Women/Debbie.html

I think I might have "dated" Debbie from BKK before!
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