7 Ways To Annoy A Flight Attendant

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05-22-2009, 06:34 AM

#21

alarkyokie

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PITY...then tolerance.

05-22-2009, 06:42 AM

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captjns

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Busboy

Whats the word for hatred(or contempt) of dorkuses?

Oh Busboy... more butter, please, and get me a waiter... I would like a martini... please???

Anyway it was an intentional misspell, but. Oh well I guess it was above your service ceiling.

Oh as for definition of dorkus??? Take a look in the mirror.

05-22-2009, 07:04 AM

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Busboy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Anyway it was an intentional misspell, but. Oh well I guess it was above your service ceiling.

Oh shure. Lighkly storie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Oh as for definition of dorkus??? Take a look in the mirror.

Thanks. I had no idea that dorkus meant half naked, bloodshot eyed, unshaven, fur tongued, hungover looking, wish I hadn't of done that last night-party goer.

05-22-2009, 08:52 AM

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As I already made mention in another thread, the real question is whether you are good in bed or not! Remember, all cats are grey in the dark.

What was this thread about? Forget.

05-22-2009, 12:06 PM

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kronan

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grey in the dark,
thought it was pink in the-nevermind

05-22-2009, 02:26 PM

#26

pool is cool

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I love it when they say "we are here primarily for your safety". I even had one introduce herself as the "safety officer" for the flight. Primarily for my safety? The pilots are there primarily for my safety. The flight attendants are there primarily to serve drinks and pick up trash!!

05-22-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by vagabond

As I already made mention in another thread, the real question is whether you are good in bed or not!

This seems to be a frequent topic of interest with you....hmm

05-22-2009, 04:04 PM

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dojetdriver

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Originally Posted by AZFlyer

This seems to be a frequent topic of interest with you....hmm

I've noticed that too.

05-22-2009, 05:40 PM

#29

Jetjok

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Originally Posted by pool is cool

Didn't you mean that YOUR job is to serve drinks an pick up the trash.

And I've been there (twice) and done that.

JJ

05-22-2009, 07:14 PM

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Ummmmmmm, WHY is this thread even on the cargo board still? Why hasn't a moderator moved it? They are on me like stink on poop if I write a swear word so why is this still on here????