Nomination for Low SA Award - 2nd Half 2010
07-23-2010, 08:09 PM
#21
Nice lookin' tree, there!
Joined APC: Sep 2006
Position: MD-11, old man
Posts: 2,197
From the vaults
Originally Posted by Adlerdriver
Order of the SA Low Light - 1st Oak Leaf Cluster (he's got to have been this stupid before, you can't just start this out of the blue)
Mine has to go to the genius who deadheads in jeans and tennis shoes, gets called on it by the SCP and pulls out the:
"Are you the uniform police?" comeback.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Mine has to go to the genius who deadheads in jeans and tennis shoes, gets called on it by the SCP and pulls out the:
"Are you the uniform police?" comeback.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Ooops!
07-24-2010, 07:27 AM
#23
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2006
Posts: 224
True story. 2 USAF Lt's chatting in the squadron parking lot without hats on, a 40ish guy out jogging sees them, detours over and asks about the hat status. "Take a chill pill old man" came the status report. "You don't know who I am, do you?" he asked inquisitively with a smile. "Uh, no....sir?" "I'm your Wing Commander, and I want you, and your squadron commander, in my office in 30 minutes, in blues." Priceless....
07-24-2010, 09:38 AM
#25
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Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: B777 Capt(retired)
Posts: 163
More fun than looking like a dirt bag
On a short trip with extra room in the bag I sometimes deadhead in a nice suit, shined shoes and a fresh haircut. It really screws with some peoples minds and gets a few legitimate "Sirs" thrown my way. (Vs Subic "Sirrrrrrs")
Besides: "O" would NEVER dream I worked for FDX and I can hide in plain sight.
My vote for the "Award"? The drunk that informs the arresting officer where they work!
Besides: "O" would NEVER dream I worked for FDX and I can hide in plain sight. My vote for the "Award"? The drunk that informs the arresting officer where they work!
Last edited by SKYKN6; 07-24-2010 at 09:47 AM. Reason: award
07-24-2010, 09:52 AM
#27
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Joined APC: Oct 2008
Position: Heavily Involved
Posts: 472
Hey, I know the Captain in question and his response to "O" was appropriate. His name is Texas Ranger and if we wanted to hire panzies, we would have named him Dr Quinn or Medicine Man. He was probably jacked up on Mountain Dew in the first class lounge.
07-24-2010, 11:16 AM
#28
Line Holder
Joined APC: Nov 2005
Posts: 62
ACP: Z**, where's your hat?
ZM: It's in my suitcase
ACP: Why's it in your suitcase?
ZM: Because it's too small - it doesn't fit me.
ACP: Why don't you get a larger hat?
ZM: If I got a larger hat, it wouldn't fit in my suitcase.
ACP: Uncontrollable laughter.
Priceless!
ZM: It's in my suitcase
ACP: Why's it in your suitcase?
ZM: Because it's too small - it doesn't fit me.
ACP: Why don't you get a larger hat?
ZM: If I got a larger hat, it wouldn't fit in my suitcase.
ACP: Uncontrollable laughter.
Priceless!
Last edited by Need4Speed; 07-24-2010 at 12:51 PM. Reason: added info
07-25-2010, 01:55 PM
#29
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Joined APC: May 2009
Posts: 97
Originally Posted by tomgoodman
Old DAL story: A CP spots a couple pilots without hats or coats and launches a rant. Turns out that they work for Eastern.
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