You might be a freight dog if..........
#43
...You go down to the hotel lobby at 5:00 PM to meet your crew for dinner and can't remember what they look like.
...After 4 nights of hub-turning you look into the mirror and see Moses.
...You can't tell the difference between the coffee stains and the hydraulic/ oil stains on your shirt.
...ATC clears you to a waypoint and you have to say "Unable, we're not RNAV equipped" and the controller replies; "I didn't know anyone still flew 727s."
...After 4 nights of hub-turning you look into the mirror and see Moses.
...You can't tell the difference between the coffee stains and the hydraulic/ oil stains on your shirt.
...ATC clears you to a waypoint and you have to say "Unable, we're not RNAV equipped" and the controller replies; "I didn't know anyone still flew 727s."
#44
Rubber dogsh#t out of HKG
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: Senior Seat Cushion Tester Extraordinaire
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...you know how to make a hammock out of a cargo net
....quarts of oil, (as opposed to gallons) is a foreign concept to you
....you've ever used a bandana to hold a pager to your head so that it will wake you from your deep snooze in the FBO recliner
....you have ever used an umbrella and/or a garbage bag on your lap in the cockpit because the escape hatch leaks during heavy precip
.....you can drink very bad coffee and think it is good
.....you have ever been jubilant at the sight of a vending machine that contains sandwiches
.....if your home airport's tower "adjusts" the current weather for you so you can be legal to takeoff or to accept an approach
......you think the word "free" is the best word in the English language
.....you're mad because you cannot carry a Leatherman or Gerber multi tool through security anymore.
.....you don't understand why you can't get cleared direct to destination if you happen to be flying in the daytime
....quarts of oil, (as opposed to gallons) is a foreign concept to you
....you've ever used a bandana to hold a pager to your head so that it will wake you from your deep snooze in the FBO recliner
....you have ever used an umbrella and/or a garbage bag on your lap in the cockpit because the escape hatch leaks during heavy precip
.....you can drink very bad coffee and think it is good
.....you have ever been jubilant at the sight of a vending machine that contains sandwiches
.....if your home airport's tower "adjusts" the current weather for you so you can be legal to takeoff or to accept an approach
......you think the word "free" is the best word in the English language
.....you're mad because you cannot carry a Leatherman or Gerber multi tool through security anymore.
.....you don't understand why you can't get cleared direct to destination if you happen to be flying in the daytime
#45
#47
You might be a freight dog if you pee on the ramp. If your plane always leaks a little fuel after shutdown (Falcon 20) it makes a perfect little puddle to cover your pee. If people are around, use the rugby pee technique.
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