Make posts on this forum at O' dark thirty.

 

Knows what time that is and can actually use it in a sentenance.

 

...You go down to the hotel lobby at 5:00 PM to meet your crew for dinner and can't remember what they look like.

...After 4 nights of hub-turning you look into the mirror and see Moses.

...You can't tell the difference between the coffee stains and the hydraulic/ oil stains on your shirt.

...ATC clears you to a waypoint and you have to say "Unable, we're not RNAV equipped" and the controller replies; "I didn't know anyone still flew 727s."

 

...you know how to make a hammock out of a cargo net

....quarts of oil, (as opposed to gallons) is a foreign concept to you

....you've ever used a bandana to hold a pager to your head so that it will wake you from your deep snooze in the FBO recliner

....you have ever used an umbrella and/or a garbage bag on your lap in the cockpit because the escape hatch leaks during heavy precip

.....you can drink very bad coffee and think it is good

.....you have ever been jubilant at the sight of a vending machine that contains sandwiches

.....if your home airport's tower "adjusts" the current weather for you so you can be legal to takeoff or to accept an approach

......you think the word "free" is the best word in the English language

.....you're mad because you cannot carry a Leatherman or Gerber multi tool through security anymore.

.....you don't understand why you can't get cleared direct to destination if you happen to be flying in the daytime

 

Does know what time that is and communicates via text message to the wife 12 time zones away with that wordage.

 

Takes the spare change to a Coin Star and half of the coins are Canadian.

 

You might be a freight dog if you pee on the ramp. If your plane always leaks a little fuel after shutdown (Falcon 20) it makes a perfect little puddle to cover your pee. If people are around, use the rugby pee technique.

 

Knows what a sentence is and knows how to spell it! Sorry, low hanging fruit!

 

If you don't care if someone corrects your spellin because you could barely see the screen

 

Well played!