You might be a freight dog if..........
10-13-2010, 12:27 PM
#51
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2006
Posts: 585
When it takes ten minutes to taxi out, and three hours to get back.
When the Feds walk right past your plane and nail the 'Ex Van 'cause there'd less paperwork with that outfit.
When PAO gives you "right turn ASAP" then complains about how low you crossed the fence.
When a complete engine failure only delays delivery.
When you were hired because you can fix the POS when it breaks.
Somehow, across the entire company, nothing ever breaks until the last leg home. And the Feds don't care.
When you have to quit to get a raise.
You know when, where, and how long to meow.
On the first leg at your new company, the captain reminds you that you have passengers in back.
When you get a RPG in your tail and stick the landing (Way to go DHL!)
When you get paid to fly below the RADAR, can shoot back first, and carry precious cargo, but can't talk about it.
When the Feds walk right past your plane and nail the 'Ex Van 'cause there'd less paperwork with that outfit.
When PAO gives you "right turn ASAP" then complains about how low you crossed the fence.
When a complete engine failure only delays delivery.
When you were hired because you can fix the POS when it breaks.
Somehow, across the entire company, nothing ever breaks until the last leg home. And the Feds don't care.
When you have to quit to get a raise.
You know when, where, and how long to meow.
On the first leg at your new company, the captain reminds you that you have passengers in back.
When you get a RPG in your tail and stick the landing (Way to go DHL!)
When you get paid to fly below the RADAR, can shoot back first, and carry precious cargo, but can't talk about it.
10-13-2010, 02:59 PM
#52
MD-11 first officer
Joined APC: Jun 2005
Position: MD-11 slug
Posts: 201
-Your crash pad vehicle needs a jump 80% of the time.
-You wear a tie that doesn't even come close to touching your belt
-You've said on more than one occasion, "If it'll fly in, it'll fly out."
-You've opened the cockpit window at least once while on short final
-You've never worn a uniform hat, heck you've never even owned one
-You wear a tie that doesn't even come close to touching your belt
-You've said on more than one occasion, "If it'll fly in, it'll fly out."
-You've opened the cockpit window at least once while on short final
-You've never worn a uniform hat, heck you've never even owned one
10-14-2010, 02:54 AM
#56
Line Holder
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Posts: 32
Originally Posted by CanOworms
You carry a camping set with you for the cargo deck floor.
You ask the Incheon hotel van driver, if he will accept his tip in RMB, and he says yes.
You set up a system with the hotel van driver to keep your after hours booze on ice.
You bring slippers to the simulator, to make your V1 cuts more realistic.
You ask the Incheon hotel van driver, if he will accept his tip in RMB, and he says yes.
You set up a system with the hotel van driver to keep your after hours booze on ice.
You bring slippers to the simulator, to make your V1 cuts more realistic.
10-19-2010, 06:45 PM
#60
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2005
Position: Trying not to crash
Posts: 1,260
You always keep a subway sub in the fridge at the hotel in case you get called for a 14 hour "asap" time critical trip, with only enough time to grab fuel and pee between legs. Mmmm, sweet onion chicken teriyaki
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