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Old 08-23-2011, 12:34 PM
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Sunday evening arrival in MEM after waiting 45 minutes for a ladder: "we'll call maintenance again..."
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Old 08-23-2011, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ol'tigerguy View Post
"Good morning Captain, crew scheduling here ...I need to ask you for a favor."
Or another version:

01:30. On reserve, phone rings...

Scheds: "Hello, is First Officer XXX there?"

You: very groggy and grumpy, "Speaking"

Scheds, very brightly: "Good morning, sir and how are you?"

You: what you want to say: "Are you !@@#@#**&!! kidding me, don't try and grease me, it's one thirty in the morning. Do you have a damn trip for me or what?"
What you actually say, "Fine, what trip are you assigning me?"
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Old 08-23-2011, 04:47 PM
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This TA is "Cost Neutral", we should vote for it...
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Old 08-23-2011, 07:27 PM
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"Getting a contract won't cost us more than $50,000." FPA, circa 1996
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Old 08-23-2011, 08:07 PM
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Don't Worry, Disputed Pairing, I sure some Dumb#&% will pick it up
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Old 08-23-2011, 08:58 PM
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So do I have to actually have my FE written done to put it on my application?
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Old 08-24-2011, 01:19 AM
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Tax Equalization Man to the rescue!
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Old 08-24-2011, 03:47 AM
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"Flame On!"
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