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Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Posts: 204
01:30. On reserve, phone rings...
Scheds: "Hello, is First Officer XXX there?"
You: very groggy and grumpy, "Speaking"
Scheds, very brightly: "Good morning, sir and how are you?"
You: what you want to say: "Are you !@@#@#**&!! kidding me, don't try and grease me, it's one thirty in the morning. Do you have a damn trip for me or what?"
What you actually say, "Fine, what trip are you assigning me?"
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