Miss the good days in the Bay.

 

Get excited! Today is Friday! Announcement imminent, I know because a chief pilot came in to recurrent and talked about it. UA out, WN in. You heard it here first.

 

 

 

Pretending to be an internet tough guy is all I have left. Just let me pretend

 

Memes are stupid.

 

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Compass memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical commenters head. There's also Compass’ nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Compass memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Compass’ existential catchphrase "Double wave," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as MW’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computers. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Compass tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

 

This is the Way.


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