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Old 09-01-2012 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
but.... hot young jailbait stickerboob??


I did the long OAK layover last night... looong van ride this morning, and even better the van driver fell asleep at the wheel this morning. When he woke up he jumped and jerked the wheel to the right. I think we all thought we were gone. The FA in front of me was the only one not wearing a seatbelt.... he quickly donned it.
No hot young jaibait...AND we had the same van driver. He told us he had an early pickup in OAK after he dropped us off. Was it early AM? Because it was for us after doing s-turns from Utah to SFO at 1 am.
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
but.... hot young jailbait stickerboob??


I did the long OAK layover last night... looong van ride this morning, and even better the van driver fell asleep at the wheel this morning. When he woke up he jumped and jerked the wheel to the right. I think we all thought we were gone. The FA in front of me was the only one not wearing a seatbelt.... he quickly donned it.
Tipped
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  • B) $1
  • C) $1 in quarters
  • D) $0
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
No hot young jaibait...AND we had the same van driver. He told us he had an early pickup in OAK after he dropped us off. Was it early AM? Because it was for us after doing s-turns from Utah to SFO at 1 am.
Just for fun, tell them you worked for Clinton.
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Just for fun, tell them you worked for Clinton.
Yeah.....that doesn't work any more.
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
but.... hot young jailbait stickerboob??
...that smells like cheese and dirty clothes.

You've never stayed in a yoot hostel have you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aei6w5m8eA&feature=fvsr
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
but.... hot young jailbait stickerboob??


I did the long OAK layover last night... looong van ride this morning, and even better the van driver fell asleep at the wheel this morning. When he woke up he jumped and jerked the wheel to the right. I think we all thought we were gone. The FA in front of me was the only one not wearing a seatbelt.... he quickly donned it.
Lol-good to have lots of insurance. It's not what we do that will kill us, but what others do. As folks say, the most dangerous part of air travel is the ride to the airport.
Old 09-01-2012 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
No hot young jaibait...AND we had the same van driver. He told us he had an early pickup in OAK after he dropped us off. Was it early AM? Because it was for us after doing s-turns from Utah to SFO at 1 am.
Yep! We had a 0440 pick up over in San Ramon. On the accelerator.. off the accelerator... on the accelerator.. off the accelerator. Then fell asleep, missed the exit, swerved, religious experience for all, and none of us required any coffee since we were all awake.

We were getting all sorts of S-turns into SFO even yesterday morning. That marine layer was really messing them up.
Old 09-01-2012 | 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Tipped
  • A) $2
  • B) $1
  • C) $1 in quarters
  • D) $0

B. I'd feel cheap if I didn't. He didn't get my usual "thanks for the safe ride," though... I know he missed that.
Old 09-01-2012 | 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by scambo1
...that smells like cheese and dirty clothes.

You've never stayed in a yoot hostel have you.

5 second movie,, My Cousin Vinny - YouTube
I did instantly picture dirty dreadlocks, those rug pullovers, and the latent smell of hemp and incense.

That's what buzz is into, right?
Old 09-01-2012 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
Yep! We had a 0440 pick up over in San Ramon. On the accelerator.. off the accelerator... on the accelerator.. off the accelerator. Then fell asleep, missed the exit, swerved, religious experience for all, and none of us required any coffee since we were all awake.

We were getting all sorts of S-turns into SFO even yesterday morning. That marine layer was really messing them up.
Yep, same dude. He told us his pickup was at 4:40.

And SFO is so screwed up that they can't handle 1700' overcast. We were held at the gate in MSP for 2:30 after our scheduled departure and then drew corkscrews in the sky from SLC to SFO at .74 all the way in. For a major population center, there needs to be better facilities.
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